Imagine loading up 20 Americans and jetting off to Milan in the middle of a pandemic to skate the most blown out spot on planet Earth, somehow stretching it into a 26-minute (!) edit through copious use of slow-motion video footage, a large portion of which depicts activities which are not skateboarding, and then releasing it to near-universal acclaim by fanboy default. It must be nice. Some of you are gonna love this one, but it's just not hitting for me. Candyland was good though.