The ” ^ < v ” Thread

^ used the hair from the cat as hair extensions
< currently exploring the wonderful world of boardworld.com.au
v likes deep fried ox tongue

^ tries to pass off cheap chanel earrings for the real thing
< keepin an eye out for nyteskye
v like to spend a lot of there time in the water cause images appear bigger in the water

^ eye meaning browneye
< always blames it on the cold water
V holds platinum membership on gayadultmatchmaker.com.au

^ uses alot of big words
< thinks that mizu makes up these words but looks real
v likes eating fish eyes

^ likes to think hes a ferocious bear.. but deep inside hes small and furry and cuddly ahaha like a care bear
< quite bored rite now
v is also quite bored

^ Needs to work on his lyrical flow.
< Is on the phone to Canada.
v Has the hots for Justin Bieber.

^ loves to have a bat in front of the mirror
< prefers blue ribbons c[=
v has a prince alfred

^ 20/20 vision
< is watching some property show on TV and can’t believe how naive some people are. Renovate an entire place in 10 weeks?! Sure!! F***** idiots…
V suffers from micro-penis

^ is the only other poster on this thread now?
< nostrils?!! ooops wrong hole!!
v like to do some “manscaping”

^ is the other only poster in this thread
< is currently locked out of his house :(
v is eating food right now and I’m jealous

^ is the other poster in this thread keeping it going [=
< goin to a mates house for a bbq =D
v loves having a bromance

^ glad there are other posters out there
< is sick with a cold so no bromance here!
V has a crush on SBS tv presenter Lee Lin Chin

^ likes to get an extra shot of “cream” in his coffee
< shares the mutual feeling of ^ annoying [=
v likes to drink piss n vinegar

^ loves to tenderise his sheep
< likes mountain dew
v likes to eat chicken feet

^ Eats at kfc alot
< Is listening to Katy Perry
v Will struggle to find the ^ key