Take my advice, it will serve you well.
I would like to share an experience with you all about drinking and driving.
As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers and some red wine.
Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I’ve never done before - I took a bus home.
I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it from. 
Bahahhahaaa!!!!!
Hahahaha 
Win
HAHAHA!!!
I did this with a shopping trolley one night. rode it like a scooter. All was going well until i hit a slight decline…lost a fair amount of skin on that one haha
haha nice
Hahahahaha 
hahaha the last line is the best “and I dont know where I got it from”
A pic of Azz drivin the bus!!!!!
hahahaha, im sorry azz but im stealing that!
That’s hilarious! Wasn’t expecting that
Now i drive the school bus!!!!!!!