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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese.

There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them.

It’s either my mum or my Dad, or my older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu?


But I think its Colin.

 
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LOL

 
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Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames Barrier in London .

Police think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam

 
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sorry silent, not keen on the race-based jokes.

 
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I hear ya cords.

But i don’t think it is racist.

Its just a silly joke about not understanding what ramadan is. Not actually insulting Muslims

 
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Yeah, especially no jokes about a certain religious group. Have we forgotten what happened the other month already.. LOL

 
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cords - 02 November 2012 01:25 AM

sorry silent, not keen on the race-based jokes.

Hmm… but that was a religious joke. It’s more racist to think that all muslims are of the same race… lol.

 
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There was already a pakistani joke…just saying there are plenty of hilarious jokes out there that don’t involve race/religion.

 
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Sorry… downer

 
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Back on topic:

I thought I saw Michael J Fox in a garden centre the other day!! I can’t be too sure though, he had his ‘back to the fuchsias’...

 
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Guy goes into the doctor’s. “Doc, I’ve got a cricket ball stuck up my backside.”

“...How’s that?”

“Don’t you start.”

 
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Police arrested two kids yesterday;
one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one and let the other one off.

 
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If it takes an IQ of 60 to tie a shoelace, why do so many Aussie’s wear thongs?????

 
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A pirate walks into a bar with a wooden leg, a hook and an eye patch.
The Barman says ‘Sheesh - How’d you lose the leg’

The Pirate says ‘Arrrrr - A shark took it off at the knee’

The Barman says ‘Thats no good, what about the hand?’

The Piarate says ‘Arrrrg - Lost it in a bloody bar brawl’

The Barman says ‘Jeez - Well what about the eye then?’

The Pirate says ‘A seagul crapped in it’

The Barman says ‘What?!?!’

The Pirate says ‘Arrrrrrr…I’d only had the hook one day…’