The best thing you have seen on the internet today?
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an stunning young woman comes over to their table.
She gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she’ll see him later and walks away.
The wife glares at her husband and says, “Who was that?” “Oh,” replies the husband, “she’s my mistress.” “Well, that’s the last straw,” says the wife. “I’ve had enough, I want a divorce!”
“I can understand that,” replies her husband, “But, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, wintering in Barbados and no more summers in Tuscany.
It also means, no more Jaguar in the garage and no more yacht club. No more credit card and large Bank accounts.
But…. The decision is all yours.”
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. “Who’s that woman with Tony?” asks the wife.
“That’s his mistress,” says her husband.
“Ours is prettier,” she replies
The whole clip is funny, but holy shit, almost pissed myself at the 3 minute mark, start from about 2:55
that is all
this
Ouch!!!!!
OMG!!
This is my friends brother and her son!
Sooo cute.
Awww that’s too cute oz!! I love that the kid has a ‘mouthstache’ because they are too big on him! Hehe 
THIS. 
So how the hell did they do that????? 
Well that is pretty darn fancy indeed!!
That’s awesome!! Barcelona is the best place ever! Loved it. Tapas and wine and in every lane way!!!