The best thing you have seen on the internet today?
This sums it up perfectly!
Love it.
MU
Keep em coming Finney. They are a crack-up.
MU
rightio…
. . . Do these guys make snowboards, or do they manufacture fun????
Same thing.
That trolley guy is a crack up, finney!!!!!! 
. . . Do these guys make snowboards, or do they manufacture fun????
Same thing.
Only if they bevel their base edges!!!!! 
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Students at a local school were assigned 2 books to read, ‘Titanic’ and ‘My Life’ by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic: Cost - $29.99
Clinton: Cost - $29.99
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.
Titanic. During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let’s not go there.
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica’s forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn’t remember jack.
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen…
Clinton: Monica… ooh, let’s not go there, either…
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let’s not go there.
Bahahahahaa!!!!! That’s GOLD, Silent!!!!!
On the beaches of Southern California, a phytoplankton called Lingulodinium polyedrum is responsible for a spate of red tide. Massive algal blooms like this make the water ruddy during the day, but disrupting the microorganisms at night results in bursts of electric blue bioluminescence.
I was staying down on Sealers Cove Waterloo Bay [edit: just remembered which beach]on Wilsons Prom. in South East Victoria for a Year 9 bush walk and saw these too. Wasnt the concentration of them shown in this vid, but was still a cool thing to see live. At first we didnt know what was happening and I thought I was tripping out, because I first noticed it in the sand when you kicked it and there was glowing specs for a brief moment. Then noticed it in the waves. Was a great thing to witness on a pitch black night. Really made it a unique expreience for our group
A woman has just given birth.
Doctor: Madam, I have some good news and some bad news.
Woman: What’s the bad news?
Doctor: Your baby has red hair.
Woman: Oh, well what’s the good news?
Doctor: It’s dead.
