Whats Your Snowboarding-Pornstar Name?
Ok, this could turn out to be a complete flop (excuse the pun), but I’m bored and this came into my head.
You how you do the pet name and street name to get your porn name. Well this is basicaly the same.
First name = Your First Pet Name
A.K.A name = the name of your first snowboard (ie the model, not the brand so exampe Pickle, not GNU)
Last name = The street you grew up on
So mine (dont have pets so going with my bro’s first rabbit) would be
Shrek “Weapon” Merricks
Who has a good one?
Flop
sorry but that was pretty funny!
I really have nothing to add as I have never owned a snowboard!
But brilliant idea for a thread!
Ski name?
hmmmm can’t remember!
I will see if i can figure it out what they were called!
What about snowboard boots?
Boots will do! Just give me something! Dont leave me hanging here! (see what I did there )
oh stop it!!!
okay drum roll…
Ready!
Sorry… can’t remember first female pets’ name!
Ralph just aint gonna cut it!
There was actually another one in the first post which I just noticed.. it just came to my head
This thread will probably get shut down due too inapropriateness
Sorry… can’t remember first female pets’ name!
Ralph just aint gonna cut it!
Stuff it, just do Ralph
Samantha “Ivy” Canna
I reckon this would have been an awesome theme day at the shred!
how? Dress up as a pornstar? haha
Well when you put it like that…
LOL
Pornstars are normal people you know LOL
Jamie “Air” Laughton
Sounds more like a hippy name
haha Jamie is all air, shootin blanks