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Confucius say, “Oral sex can make your day, but anal sex will make your whole week.”
wise man this Confucius, wise man indeed.
Confucius say - ‘elevator always smell different to midget’
Confucius say, “Man who walk through departure gate sideways, going to Bangkok”
Confucius say, “Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.”
Confucius say: Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
Confucius say, “Man who leaps from tall building, jumps to conclusion.”
Confucius say: A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts.
Confucius say, “Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.”
Confucius say: Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
Bahahahahaaa!!!!! 
Confucius say, “Man who live in glass house, should change clothes in basement.”
Confucius say: A breast without nipples is pointless.
Hahahah 
Confucius say “man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants”
heres a legit one.. lol
i do it because i can
i can because i want to
i want to because everyone said i couldnt
