What ever happened to the ‘Do Not Call’ register?
At work we get the “Would you like to change to our service” or “Can you complete a 5 minute survey”
I generally go “We just signed a new contract with our current supplier. Try us in 12 months.” Which generally gets you a long time of peace rather than them calling back next week.
Or with the survey ones, “We are currently in the middle of migrating our servers. I don’t have 5 minutes, stop bothering us.”
Because they are legit companies (not really spam) they do the right thing and fk off for a while lol.
I had one of those survey ones last week!!!!!
The guy started by sayin “This wont take long…..”, I said “Yeah” and hung up!!!!! 
I tell them that they have contacted the phone at a crime scene and then ask them for all of their details etc…. And that they are a possible suspect for the crime. Usually does the trick.
This thread is hilarious! I’m glad I don’t get calls from charities anymore. Lesson learnt: never give your number to a YellowPages competition.
I tell them that they have contacted the phone at a crime scene and then ask them for all of their details etc…. And that they are a possible suspect for the crime. Usually does the trick.
I like this one haha
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