Best Quotes ?
I’m being really bored again..so fire away I go..
Never look back unless you can laugh, never look forward unless you can dream - Eddie Jordan
I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking? - Derek Zoolander
“Orange Mocha Frappacino!!” - Male Models from Zoolander
If I’m not back in five minutes… wait longer! - Ace Ventura
The ability to speak doesn’t make you intelligent - Qui Gon Jinn
“I hate it when a guy galls a girl who did not give him her number. SO this is me not calling. Over.” - Hitch
“A chastity belt! That’s going to chafe my willy!” - Sheriff of Rottingham from Robin Hood: Men in tights.
A eugoogoolizer… one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was? - Derek Zoolander
Thats enough for tonight…
Hooray for Zoolander: ‘What is this?! A centre for ants?!’
Ahaha Ben Stiller… classy
“Let me start off by saying that in 2000 I said, ‘Vote for me. I’m an agent of change.’ In 2004, I said, ‘I’m not interested in change—I want to continue as president.’ Every candidate has got to say ‘change.’ That’s what the American people expect.” —George W Bush
Gosh, don’t start with the “Dubyah” quotes.. otherwise the flood gates will open.
Ahahhaah true. Theres sooo many of them…
lets open the flood gates then 
“Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.” Albert Schweizer
“I would like to help you in the sac, but i cant.” My specialist maths teacher today. sac = our year 12 tests
‘Why did he have to take his underwear down to cough?’ - girl in the cinema about the Hangover (movie) a while ago.
ahahah hangover
Alan: “I didn’t know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.”
‘Paging Dr. Faggot’ - Phil (The Hangover)
and Alan again:
‘You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack… it grew by one. So there… there were two of us in the wolf pack… I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, “Wait a second, could it be?” And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!’
Doctor - “It’s on the corner of ‘get a map’ and ‘**** off.’”
‘To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.’ - Winston Churchill. Read this one today and took a fancy to it. Winston Churchill has amazing quotations.
Whilst I’m quoting him; ‘If you’re going through hell; keep going’
‘To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.’ - Winston Churchill. Read this one today and took a fancy to it. Winston Churchill has amazing quotations.
Whilst I’m quoting him; ‘If you’re going through hell; keep going’
I like them both.. very good.
another nice one
A joke is a very serious thing. - Winston Churchill