TIME TO COME CLEAN!!!!!
In Feb 2000, my friends got married. Stupid friends, forgot we had a key to their place while they were away honeymooning 
So we headed round to their place, which is a stone cottage, think fairytale stuff here. The living area ceiling goes up about 3 stories, mezzanine floor from level one. Awesome home. They are the sort of kids that keep everything in its place (well until they reproduced, that don’t happen anymore 
)
So we had to get them, we swapped all the furniture around, removed all the labels from tinned goods, swapped cereals around into the wrong box, salt and sugar swaps etc etc etc.
Then we had a look up, way up high on the ceiling is a fan. The closest we could get to it was 7mtrs away on the mezzanine…..... so we went away and came back armed with special tools and a few boxes of confetti. 
Anyway, they get home, get pranked, call us jokers, have plenty of mystery meals
Then some months, agonising months for us, we waited until I got the phone call we were waiting for…...... two words were spoken “you c#$%” Call made last weekend of May 2000, I was at Hotham, riding for free when they opened the lifts a week early for free.
Apparently, confetti falling from the ceiling looks quite beautiful, but it a bitch to clean up, it just keeps turning up for years 
They still don’t know how we managed to get up there, and want us to go and clean the cobwebs for them.
We tell them we sent the jet packing monkey back, He kept making rude hand gestures at inappropriate times.
So Jez, don’t be smug yet, the best pranks stay underground to mature, before they come to fruition 
^^^^
That is a brilliant story!
oh and mental note to self - never prank Azz. Payback would be a bitch!
Next time I travel I’m removing all moderator’s powers for 48 hours. 
If you remove governance, anarchy will reign 
I haven’t got any powers here anyway!!!!!
^^ And don’t forget it. 
Ohh, but I still got ya searchin for a prank!!!!! Didn’t I?????
Next time I travel I’m removing all moderator’s powers for 48 hours.
Still paranoid, Jez?????
He’s playing it cool, but we all know he dreads that 20 something hours being ‘off the net’
Easy, breezy, beautiful, <strike>Cover Girl</strike> Jez.
Look what its doin to him, he’s gone bonkers!!!!!