Batman V’s Superman

Superman would win in a fight but he has full bodge super abilities and is lame. Batman’s way cooler for sure

Dan83 - 26 August 2011 08:06 AM

Superman would win in a fight but he has full bodge super abilities and is lame. Batman’s way cooler for sure

I agree with you, Batman is cool but wouldn’t win a fight against Superman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUSXgJoZE-c

enough said haha

Batman would so figure a way to exploit Superman’s weaknesses- its what he does!!

and who is to say how cool Superman would be to hang with?  What if in real life he’s a bit of a dick? or a real crap sense of humor for practical jokes played on mates.. triple corks off a 100 footer? Who needs an airbag? Superman will swoop down and catch you . . or will he . . . hahaha intergalactically FUBAR.
Mate: “what’s over that cliff drop?”
Superman: “No Worries, all good (thumbs up)”
Will he catch you? maybe. maybe not- does Superman have a sense of humor?  Does that sense of humor require super results? hmmmmm
If you watch the Superman movies, he’s either thwarting Super Villians, cause they are messing with his easy planet turf, or he’s trying to impress the 2 chicks that are infatuated with him- only 2 mind you, and if it came down to birds and bees- there is a velocity factor (yes, that is the PG version) What if only a woman with superhuman powers could survive the encounter?

At the heart of it superman is a pussy. His greatest weakness is how soft his heart is. I think (like in the movies) the only people that like him are his family, even his (would be) girlfriend beats on Clark Kent! Such a loner/loser/uncool dude. So what? he has unbeatable powers, but where’s the passion, where’s the risk factor?

Being able to leap tall booters, cliffs etc.. is all good but making it every time takes away the excitement. I need the adrenaline hit, batman is all rush. Plus he pulls the chicks - that’s the best super power!

Okay okay, If Rider was superman, I would ride with him for sure. I do like the idea of Superman drops instead of expensive heli drops.

But Snowdragon has some pretty fair points there too.

But NO WAY will I admit Superman could beat Batman in a fight (I think my inner nerd is coming out) NO FRICKIN WAY PEOPLE!

Take away all of Batman’s gadgets, all his money, body armour, everything and what do u have left. He’s still a frickin Ninja!

Batman could walk up to Superman in the street in plain clothes, no gadgets and some kryptonite in his pocket and it’s already all over for the Man of steel. With out Supermans powers, he is little girl.

Ninja VS News Paper Reporter hmmmm

Ahh, but if Batman lived in the GFC, or the Wall St crash, he would’ve lost all his powers, whilst Superman would survive no matter what!!!!!

And Batman wouldn’t use Kryptonite on Superman!!!!! Unless Batman was a right prick!!!!! And in that case, I’d rather be Superman!!!!! 

Like I said, even if he had no money… he’s still a ninja!
And yes, Ninja will always take winning over dying. So I’m sure if the 2 heros had to fight to the death for our amusement.
Batman would be packing some kroptonite… I sure as hell would! The guy is invincible otherwise

He’s faced Kryptonite many a time before!!!!!!

He is a survivor!!!!!! He is a Legend!!!!!! Batman is just a rich spoilt kid with a heap of toys, and likes to show off!!!!!

Superman was raised by poor farmin folk, but is always there to help those in need!!!!!

Superman FTW!!!!!! 

He watched his parents die man! That’s gotta be rougher than growing up on a farm!
This thread could and possibly will go on forever. But being that I’m to childish to admit defeat just yet.

Batman wears all black, stealthy, cool and black goes with any thing.

Superman wears Red and Blue? That’s his first fail…....... and then he put his underwear on the outside of his pants

He should be called “Special” man

At least Superman wears his undies on the outside, solo!!!!! I rest my case, your Honour!!!!!

Well played Mizu.
I knew you would find a pic of the old costume.
But in the defendants.. um.. defense. He did grow out of that costume quite a while ago.
Superman is still rocking the budgy smugglers in 2011!

Robin on the other hand….. I’m not defending him…. why the hell did they create that guy??

I know Superman’s weakness is the people around him, but he’s just not well thought out as a super hero.
Something goes wrong, he shows up, he’s invincible, he wins.
The only way to get the upper hand on him is to threaten lois lane and then trap him with kryptonite.

When your invincible and super strong (and a bunch of other stuff) there’s just not going to be anyone to be a good nemesis for you.
He could kill lex luther like a bug, he just doesn’t cause then there would be nothing to put in the next episode.

Super Boring!

Batman pisses me off with his stupid f’ing try hard voice he puts on as soon as the mask is on.
“Errr Im Batman and I try to talk like barry white after smoking 100 smokes a day and being totally constipated at the same time, Yeh Im cool”

I think that is more specific to Christian Bail’s take on Batman, and he went way overboard with voice and ruined that character for me.

Looking forward to hearing snowdragons view on this debate, being the comic fan he is!

K2_SnatchCrewSader - 30 August 2011 11:01 PM

Batman pisses me off with his stupid f’ing try hard voice he puts on as soon as the mask is on.
“Errr Im Batman and I try to talk like barry white after smoking 100 smokes a day and being totally constipated at the same time, Yeh Im cool”