Cabin Fever

Well, funny you should ask!!!

I have a plan, a grand plan in fact.

Azz, really hates mowing grass with the push mower. We have a heap of fruit trees, and its a bitch to mow around them on the ride on. So I have to use the push mower. This makes Azz sad

So my plan is to have many many Guinea pigs in an enclosure around the orchard, busy busy busy mowing my grass, 24 / 7

Then, when I have way too many pigs for my purpose, I shall start an advertising campaign that makes every child under ten in Australia (for starters) truly believe they need to have a pet Guinea pig.

I then will be filthy rich and spend the spoils on an endless winter  

Master plan I thinks

Ahhhh!!!!!

Kinda like the YoYo Craze of the 80’s????

Only better !!!!!!!!

They gonna have TWO Strings????

and their fluffy (like slippers)