Guess who just bought a surfboard from the store?
This is too funny. 
Sup, JP? 
Miranda is asleep so i’m up cruising the interwebs
Cheers for the board bruz 
best avatar evar!
Hey jimmy,
any chance you could team up with orlando and give beibs the hiding he deserves. I assume your punch on with your mate was just a training fight before you take beibs to pound town for even breathing the same air as miranda!!
Hey jimmy,
any chance you could team up with orlando and give beibs the hiding he deserves. I assume your punch on with your mate was just a training fight before you take beibs to pound town for even breathing the same air as miranda!!
teaming up with “The Bloomer” ain’t happening mate. Besides, he is angry at me for satisfying Wayne (that’s my pet name for Miranda) better than that prick-eared Elvish twat ever could.
He went up a notch when he took at swing at that Beaver kid, but then went down 2 notches when he didn’t knock the jerk out.
For the record, me and Davey G’s fight was purely just mates mucking around after a business lunch where we consumed OP rum for hours on end. Just a couple of mates riding the rum train is all! **TOOT TOOT**
And to answer your final query, if I ever see that pimple-headed pencil-neck wanker Beebs, i’ll give him a solid Beauty and the Beat-down myself.
Stay rad - JP
And new casino going up at Barangaroo…. Surely you can back the shred next year?? 
No chance deanobruce, boats and hoes aint cheap and I have a lot of them
And a new casino going up at Barangroo,, Surely you can back the shred next year??
This is too funny.
Sup, JP?
+1
Have we got a BW shirt that will fit the big fella when he hits 100 posts?
Still filthy about you tainting my dear Miranda but you’re starting to win me over 
And new casino going up at Barangaroo…. Surely you can back the shred next year??
I’ll have to see mate - all my cashola is tied up in developments, plus i just spent a fair bit of coin on some new boots
Can probably arrange some lift passes and drink vouchers though!
And new casino going up at Barangaroo…. Surely you can back the shred next year??
I’ll have to see mate - all my cashola is tied up in developments, plus i just spent a fair bit of coin on some new boots
Can probably arrange some lift passes and drink vouchers though!
Thats all we ask.. Rock star status for you JP.. Oh wait you’ve already got that with your bangin missus, yacht, car and house collection… 
yes being filthy rich does have its perks.
So if you cant be rich, just be filthy!
The sacred golden boot
One of my fav past times.. Being a filthy dirt bag
Hey guys - just letting you know its for Miranda.
I love reading this forums - I think you guys do a great job and I hope to be making some big purchases soon
JP
You’ve always got to go and steal my limelight don’t you?
You know I’ve been lurking on these forums since last year, and you know that I purchased that very same board off Jeremy last month!
You are nothing but a fat bastard!
This is possibly the best thread on BW, real or not.