Help us torture our children.
Righto, Sunday we are heading off for a week of camping at the beach.
Tambo & I have decided we will make a movie, with our kids as the STARS.
Need some help on a script. We think a Survivor, Bear Gyrils type flick would be fun.
We’ll have our camping gear, a tinny, body boards and the like for props.
What can we do ?
Sounds good, only problem is we’ll die of food poisoning or some such thing.
The shark bit works for though, would be great footage 
Seems like its just you and I in here this arvo Mizu, we really should get lives 
An afternoon out on the lake all peaceful like, then you start towing the kids behind the boat on the body boards. All of a sudden the rotor blade of the boat drags the kids in and chops them up ha ha ha.
Maybe too dark. Familiar with THE BUSHTUCKER MAN, my dad thought that would be funny to do remakes of his show.
Or just a good old fashion happy family flick (barf).
The absolute amazing slow motion queen.
By the way how is remaking a scene with C J torture Mizu????
And CJ can be…............ well ya can see what CJ can be!!!!
Bounce Bounce Bounce
13 and 15, they are over qualified to ogle.
I was thinking if I could be Azzlehoff, maybe I could be the Azzernator !!!!
16 yo Daughter says she may have to run away and / or vomit if I don the red speedos.
I told she will never respect another man after she saw that.
Do you think the slamming bedroom door means she is impressed? 