Deano, this could be you mate
Man Who Threw His Hands Up Too Early For A Drop Is Set To Sue Nightclub For ‘Emotional Distress’
A local clubber who was left “embarrassed and ostracized” when he threw his hands up too early during an extended trance drop has decided to sue the club for emotional distress. Johnathan Entwhistle is taking legal action against the nightclub, which cannot be named for legal reasons.
Mr. Entwhistle has said in his statement, “It’s taken humanity centuries to formulate the four bar phrase, it’s tradition. But then this maverick comes along and starts dropping fifth bars like they were coming into fashion. I threw my arms up four beats before the kick in and shouted my approval as is standard but I was alone in this action and it has caused much hurt and distress to me and those around me.”
“I’m now afraid to express approval about anything for fear of jumping the gun again and looking like some amateurish clown,” continued Mr. Entwhistle. “Clapping, nodding appreciatively and congratulating people are now off limits. I tried to congratulate my wife on a blowjob well done last week, but I spoke too early and orgasmed just as she was pulling her face away. She’s now blind in one eye.”
Fellow clubbers reported on the initial premature fist pump claiming, “We were so embarrassed for him. He looked so smug and “in the know” when he fist pumped. But when the beat didn’t kick in he just looked like a bemused, out of place, fool,” recounted one clubber. “He’s a good looking guy but after seeing that I find the notion of sex with him laughably unlikely, and I have very low standards.”
The club itself was also quick to respond saying “We stand by our music policy. The DJ in question has been here for years and this is the first time something like this has ever happened. We blame the increase in looping technology.”
Mr Entwhislte’s lawyers responded by saying, “We’ll take this all the way to Native Instruments if we have to. You can’t just go against years of tradition and expect to get away with it. This isn’t just some tradition you can throw away as useless like Catholicism, or monogamy.”
The DJ himself stated, “The plan was to build that extra bit of tension, to whip the crowd into a frenzy, whereby they couldn’t wait for the beat to kick back in. Obviously, it worked.”
Mr. Entwhistle has sent a request to the High Court asking for the trial to be overseen by Judge Jules, “because he is the only person who straddles the worlds of law and EDM.”
However, when the High Court responded by saying that due to his lack of legal knowledge, they could not admit Judge Jules to the bar, Mr. Entwhistle took offence at the usage of the word ‘bar’ and is now suing the High Court for further emotional distress.
Well before you screwed your ankle up anyway 
Hahaha lucky im immobile now
Deano walked into a bakery one day and asked for some bacon.
The baker said, “We aren’t a butcher; we don’t sell meat here.”
So the Deano left.
The following day Deano went back and asked again.
This time the Baker said, “No, if you come here again I will nail your feet
to the floor.”
The following day the Deano returned and asked, “Have you any nails?”
The baker replied, “No.” And the Deano said, “Well, I’ll have some bacon then.”
Do you know what the moral to this story is?
Never send Deano out to bring home the Bacon?????
BAcon is the only food group?
Always go to a Bakery that doesn’t have a Hardware Store nearby?????
The moral to the story is that it’s bullshit, Deano can’t walk 
But his mind was clearly focused on Bacon?????
The mind can be a very powerful thing when smoked pork products are involved!!!!!
Why can’t Deano walk… he needs to htfp if he wants bacon.
The moral to the story is that it’s bullshit, Deano can’t walk
hahaha