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Fark-ing brilliant story Jess!!
I am loving the term ex-hook up BTW.
Will have to use that in the future!
Okay I have to ask…
Why did second green beanie’s bf ask BOB to “please explain”
Surely the girlfriend was the one to have to explain!
Unless she was fighting bob off?
Okay I have to ask…
Why did second green beanie’s bf ask BOB to “please explain”
Surely the girlfriend was the one to have to explain!
Unless she was fighting bob off?
haha oh no, she seemed fairly into it. i think it was more a mutual please explain to them both, but the g/f didn’t have any good answers apparently. well none better then the fact that she was completely taken in by BOBs animal magnetism that seemed to make him irresistable to the girls of whis 
To be fair I think both Finney and I tried to warn you about your house guest!
Haha that’s prob one of my finest moments!
Another would be the night at Brittany’s birthday at the Japanese joint. Pole dancing, fly kicks to face. Dinosaur impersonations in pot plants, sneaky spews, not so sneaky spews and sleeping in my snowboard bag
Haha that’s prob one of my finest moments!
Another would be the night at Brittany’s birthday at the Japanese joint. Pole dancing, fly kicks to face. Dinosaur impersonations in pot plants, sneaky spews, not so sneaky spews and sleeping in my snowboard bag
haha yup. you didn’t even make it moes that night. i remember running into you in the carpark and skipping moes to drive ya home cause i doubted your ability to make it on the bus haha. i have never in my life seen so many big chunks of undigested lettuce in some-one’s spew before. chew first, then swallow sunshine
To be fair I think both Finney and I tried to warn you about your house guest!
it’s just one of those you have to see it to believe kind of things haha
Haha 
i have never in my life seen so many big chunks undigested lettuce in some-one’s spew before. chew first, then swallow sunshine
Quality advice there!
Haha
haha i’ve been elbow deep in your spew, but you are still one of my fave people from whis. ever!! so it’s not all bad
i have never in my life seen so many big chunks undigested lettuce in some-one’s spew before. chew first, then swallow sunshine
Quality advice there!
BOB comes out, refreshed and ready to party and tracks down green beanie by the pool tables, and promptly starts making out with her. Up until the point her boyfriend comes out of the bathroom and pulls him away, asking for a please explain. BOB walks away a little sheepishly, finds me all confused and says.. “jess, i don’t know what the fk just happened there, she seemed so keen earlier in the night and never told me she had a boyfriend.. what the fk???” to which i had the pleasure of pointing out.. “yeah, that wasn’t the same girl from earlier bud, she was a totally different girl, totally different beanie”
And hence Bob’s other other Nickname, VICTA!!!!!
bahaha that’s gold
hahaha i’m lovin it here already
but back to most important task at hand… BOB stories! and since i have never been a save the best till last kinda gal i’m gonna give you my most fave BOB story from whis…
so we all head out to moe joes, (prob bobs fave place in whis apart from the hill) and they are having a limbo comp up on that stage. bob wastes no time joining the comp, and he’s been up there all of 5 mins when a pretty young thing in a bright green beanie comes up, grabs him and tells him in no uncertain terms that she’s gonna be taking him home as her ‘bday fk’!! fair call, so they start making out on stage which happens to send bobs hook up from the night before into a state of rage which seems to scare off green beanie. BOB makes his escape to the bathroom while the ex-hook up leaves in tears.
BOB comes out, refreshed and ready to party and tracks down green beanie by the pool tables, and promptly starts making out with her. Up until the point her boyfriend comes out of the bathroom and pulls him away, asking for a please explain. BOB walks away a little sheepishly, finds me all confused and says.. “jess, i don’t know what the fk just happened there, she seemed so keen earlier in the night and never told me she had a boyfriend.. what the fk???” to which i had the pleasure of pointing out.. “yeah, that wasn’t the same girl from earlier bud, she was a totally different girl, totally different beanie”
Not one to let that stop him, he goes of to track down original green beanie as she was ‘def a sure thing jess’! ten mins later i see him making out at the bar with no beanie, only to have green beanie see this, come over and give him a piece of her mind, leaving without her bday fk.
BOB decides that four girls constitutes a pretty good night so i drive him home, tuck him into the couch and then have to explain it all again to him in the morning when we wakes up to a bunch of crazy msg’s from the ex-hook up and asks me how the night went cause he can’t remember
ahhh BOB, you get drunk and disorderly better than any-one i know
haha
i hope that means i can stay. i like it here