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Chair Lift Pick Up Lines

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I seen this article on flip board today and thought it was funny.

Pick up lines for when your on the lift.

Beginner:
I wanna be the pizza to your french fries.

Don’t make me fall for you.

Did you just fall through a cloud on the way down from heaven? Or did you just faceplant in some pow?

“Watch out, you don’t want your scarf to get caught!” [Smoothly slide arm around shoulder]

Let’s go back to your gondola and get down(loaded).


Intermediate:
What is your DIN setting?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I ski by you again?

Is that a Red Bull in your snow pants or are you just happy to be sharing a lift with me?

Nice moguls.

Consider this your season pass, can I buy you a drink?


Expert:
Nice rockers, wanna see my top sheet?

I think my heart just did a double cork 1080 and got 15 feet of air out of my throat.

Looks like they have been doing avalanche control around here, because I just found me a bombshell!

I won’t pull your pass if you duck my rope.

I hope you find me under an avalanche because I could use some probing.
And the surefire ski-bum line to get every girl going:
I have a job.