Chapsticks Chuckle Up…......

Why do women prefer a circumcised penis????

Because they can’t resist anything with 10 percent off!!!!!!!!!!

next….............

If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?

Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : “Funny, I smell carrots too”.

there is a new anti-depressent drug out on the market for lesbians…..its called Trycoxagain

I wish I was funny.

I’d post in here but no doubt I’d end up being banned.. all I’ve got is tasteless jokes and I don’t think they’d go down all too well.

Instead I’ll just post this picture..

All time^^^

Sheila walked into the kitchen to find Bruce stalking around with a fly swatter.
“What are you doing?” She asked.
“Hunting Flies” He responded.
“Oh. Killing any?” She asked.
“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell them apart?”
He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”

How do you know if a prostitute is full??????

runny nose…........