AUSSIE SLANG
Tell us all your best Aussie slang????
Ill start off with a couple,
Awning over the toy shop - beer belly on a fat dude….
Bee’s dick - very small amount or very close…
Bum nuts - eggs
Dry as a dead dingo’s donger- very dry
wanker - no description required
few beers short of a six pack - somebody who is a bit slow
One I use now and then ‘skedaddle’ meaning to depart quickly!
wanker - no description required
Ya wanted to say - Warren Chapstick didn’t ya kort?
:-D
I think terms like:
piss = beer
and wanker, and wallaby
They are all “foreign” to me. (which is a common US expression, actually).
It’s out ‘woop woop’ - far away.
Apparently very much an Aussie expression… Canadians always ask where Woop Woop is.
crikey - generally used when impersonating steve irwin
a bit more choke and you would have started
which is farting rather loudly in public
wanker - no description required
Ya wanted to say - Warren Chapstick didn’t ya kort?
thank’s Mizu you WANKER!!!!!
Hair like a bush pig’s arse - unmanageable hair (MIZU) 
Sorry Mizu that is as ‘clear as mud’ (Confusing), i think your ‘cookin with gas, (doin very well) but i know you ‘couldn’t pull a greasy stick out of a dead dog’s arse’ (incompetent)lol so what have you got now ‘curly’ ( nick name for a bald person)................. 
‘all over it like a fat kid on a cupcake’
= u got it under control
Sorry ‘donga’ (penis) i don’t wanna come of as a ‘drop kick’ (dump ass) but that last call was ‘lower than a snake’s back side’ (as low as you can get) but you are ‘as game as a piss ant’(very daring) so ‘give it a burl’ (try) mate your as ‘good as gold’ (very good)!!!!!!!!!!
Fried Eggs - Flat chest
Freckle - Anus