~ Best Quotes/Funny Moments From The Shred ~
You guys are sickos 
Me helping asian skier chick with the yard sale going on ~ “you ok?”
Chapstick “Yeah go Azz, you da man”
Me “If your hurt, he’s a doctor”
Chick “Can you give me his number?”
Aha aha that’s such a good wingman move!
You guys are sickos
Me helping asian skier chick with the yard sale going on ~ “you ok?”
Chapstick “Yeah go Azz, you da man”
Me “If your hurt, he’s a doctor”
Chick “Can you give me his number?”
Azz we gotta go out more together lol Best Wingman lol
wen mizu’s mrs rang him up 2 see what happened with his shoulder and she said 2 him “your not 20 anymore” hahahaha
And moments after I did it, and caught on film-
fatima - “That’s what happens when a pensioner tries to become a park rider…. It just doesn’t work mate”
SAUCYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! where’s that picture we took with the HUSTLER???!!!!!
“So which one of these guys was mowin ya daughters grass” - Azz
At which point fast eddie proceeded to force his chicken schnitzel an chips, through all openings of his respiratory system!!!!!!
hahaha one of the funniest moments!!!
^^^ that was so funni man he puts on the best voice lol
At the Merritt jumps….....
Azz asked these two little kids “is that your mum”??????Ullr Boys reply…............... “Is she single” bahahahahahahahahaha
Bahahahaha that was gold!!!!
Another funny moment, sorry TJ!! I secretly filled your snow boots with beer lids lol
Haha yea that pissed me off a bit lol
I think it was Warren, walking up to the skier in the fluro one piece and asking if he can put a BW sticker on his ass. And the guy was seemed happy about the idea 
and then shook his ass for us 
On the last Sunday of the Shred, it was just me and that kid of mine riding together. The little bugger says, “I like the way you teach me things without me knowing it. You’re like my own Mr Miyagi - but older.”
Wasn’t Mr Miyagi like 90years old????
Way to go Beeseekay!!!!! Hahahahaaa!!!!!
Ullr boys asking “Whats Dolph lundgren’s characters name from rocky?”
Reply - ....Steve!