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cool mad This one is for the boys at Jindi last night


FARTS FACTS

arts are created mostly by E. coli.

On the average a fart is composed of about 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen, 9% carbon dioxide, 7% methane, and 4% oxygen. Less than 1% is what makes them stink.

The temperature of a fart at time of creation is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit.

Farts have been clocked at a speed of 10 feet per second.

A person produces about half a liter of farts a day.

Termites are the largest producers of farts.

Farts are flammable.

The word “fart” comes from the Old English “feortan” (meaning “to break wind”).

I hope you find this fact both totally irrelevant and interesting at the same time!!!!

F*^&% YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!! tongue wink

 
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Hahahaha Ullr pride

 
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hahaha How was the breakfast evacuation fart Mika ripped this moring in the eating hall! LOL

 
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Bahahahahahaha!!! Raise that leg!  sick

 
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K2_SnatchCrewSader - 19 September 2011 08:38 AM

hahaha How was the breakfast evacuation fart Mika ripped this moring in the eating hall! LOL

hahahaha i wish that was me, but the credit has 2 go 2 warren 4 that 1

 
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Nothing like a little ripper to get the crowd movin!

 
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I think Mika had to check his shorts after that one!

 
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fatima4u - 19 September 2011 08:42 AM
K2_SnatchCrewSader - 19 September 2011 08:38 AM

hahaha How was the breakfast evacuation fart Mika ripped this moring in the eating hall! LOL

hahahaha i wish that was me, but the credit has 2 go 2 warren 4 that 1

hahahaha, man too bad it wasnt you. Noice Wazz haha

so stoked on the free breaky

 
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K2_SnatchCrewSader - 19 September 2011 08:49 AM
fatima4u - 19 September 2011 08:42 AM
K2_SnatchCrewSader - 19 September 2011 08:38 AM

hahaha How was the breakfast evacuation fart Mika ripped this moring in the eating hall! LOL

hahahaha i wish that was me, but the credit has 2 go 2 warren 4 that 1

hahahaha, man too bad it wasnt you. Noice Wazz haha

so stoked on the free breaky

We wouldn’t know, didn’t want to hang around to find out!

 
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Hahaha, off the to ‘You learn something new every day…’ thread. LOL

 
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Hahahahaha i had a bit of an up set belly lol.

What about how me and eddie said good bye to you guys today bahahahahahaha.  LOL

 
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Hahaha…. a BW sticker like mika would’ve been even better! LOL

 
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Warren Chapstick - 19 September 2011 09:24 AM

Hahahahaha i had a bit of an up set belly lol.

What about how me and eddie said good bye to you guys today bahahahahahaha.  LOL

hahahaha yeh that was gold, did you guys see me hanging out the window flippin the birds and steering with my knee?

 
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K2_SnatchCrewSader - 19 September 2011 09:31 AM
Warren Chapstick - 19 September 2011 09:24 AM

Hahahahaha i had a bit of an up set belly lol.

What about how me and eddie said good bye to you guys today bahahahahahaha.  LOL

hahahaha yeh that was gold, did you guys see me hanging out the window flippin the birds and steering with my knee?


hahaha yea seen that K2, have 2 say that was a good effort on ur behalf

 
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Imagine if a copa went past me as I did it LOL

 
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I wish you’s seen how much warren got scared while drinking his juice LOL

that fart was the best thing I heard all trip

I didn’t realize that you’s got a free breaky, that made my day!!!  LOL