The worst thing you have seen on the internet today
SPANISH???
That’s Nyteskye!!!!!
Spanish isn’t that gay
Spanish isn’t that gay
Oh yeah!!!!! Let’s ask Teacher Boy then!!!!!!
Spanish isn’t that gay
Oh yeah!!!!! Let’s ask Teacher Boy then!!!!!!
Let’s!!!!!!!!
that puss shit is hecticccccc!!!
hahahaha that was Fatima the other day
if i ever get caught wearing sh!t like this please kill me;
OMG what a douche!!
Ah finally, found the photo I was looking for, thanks guys. Its actually a size S jacket but cause I’m short it just looks like I am trying to be cool. All I need is 5 popped collars and I will be set for cool town. Bwah ha ha ha.
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Make ya sack drop 3 inches!!!!! Hahahahahaa!!!!
Beauty bath eel swims up man’s penis
An eel that swam into a man’s penis. (Austral Press)
A beauty treatment ended in the emergency room for a Chinese man who bathed in live eels after one of the slippery creatures swam inside his penis.
Vain Zhang Nan, from Hubei province, central China, had heard that bathing with young eels would make him look younger because they would chew off dead skin.
But the 56-year-old got more than he bargained for when he climbed into the bath with the animals.
“I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel had gone into the end of my penis,” Mr Zhang said.
“I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and disappeared.”
Mr Zhang was taken to hospital and underwent a three hour operation to remove the eel, which measured about 1.2cm wide and 15cm long, and was dead when doctors found it inside his bladder.
Doctor Jin Wang said the eel’s slimy body had worked as a lubricant.
“The diameter of the urethra in a man’s genitals is just a little narrower [than the eel], but because eels are quite slippery, its body worked as a lubricant so it got into the penis smoothly,” he said.
OMG! EW and Ouch!
K 2 not landing that jump. I hope you get well quick.
Cheers man. Really I’m messed up haha broken/popped ribs, black eye lower back pain and concussion. I’ll be right (besides the ribs) in a few days