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Male or Female?  You might not have known this…but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in..but you can see right through them.


PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off….it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed…but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons


TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object… Because to get them to go anywhere…...you have to light a fire under their arse.


SPONGES: These are female…because they are soft…..squeezable and retain water.


WEB PAGES:
Female…because they’re constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male… Because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.


EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because…over time…all the weight shifts to the bottom.


HAMMERS: Male… Because in the last 5000 years…..they’ve hardly changed at all…and are occasionally handy to have around.


THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male…but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it….and while he doesn’t always know which buttons to push…he just keeps trying

 

Send this to all the women you care about…..and to any men who appreciate a good laugh!

 
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Gamblor - 11 June 2011 12:59 PM

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/more-news/swiss-skateboarder-dominic-emmenegger-fined-1000-over-tunnel-stunt/story-fn7x8me2-1226070921941

Yeah, he was on the national news last week!!!!! They showed him tryin to ride his skatey around when they interviewed him!!!!

From the way he rode it it was no wonder he was doin close to walkin pace through the tunnel!!!!

 
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Mizu Kuma - 11 June 2011 11:10 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! thats sweet shaka

 
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I’m going to build a wave pool for K2, spaz, the other Geese and Mizu the duck now !!!!!!!

 
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Azz - 12 June 2011 12:42 AM

I’m going to build a wave pool for K2, spaz, the other Geese and Mizu the duck now !!!!!!!

Mizu shall dominate this wave pool!!!!!  cool grin

 
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Ummm…........ they are all lookin the same Gamblor!!!!! VVVVV

Gamblor - 12 June 2011 05:51 AM

 
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they’re linking weird on my comp too.

I’m just going thought this site anyways:

memerial.net


too funny

 
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Mizu Kuma - 12 June 2011 01:20 AM
Azz - 12 June 2011 12:42 AM

I’m going to build a wave pool for K2, spaz, the other Geese and Mizu the duck now !!!!!!!

Mizu shall dominate this wave pool!!!!!  cool grin

Only when it’s not crowded.

And will spaz get to dress up?

 
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Mizu will eliminate the crowd beforehand!!!!!! He is a Clever Duck!!!!!