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the Devo thread!!

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I saw what you all did cool mad

 
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I saw what you started!!!!  tongue laugh

 
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devo i have a big nose

 
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LOL

 
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Did ya get it stuck somewhere today????

 
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LOL Shnoz Face!

 
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its so big i have to get a cavity search on it when i travel overseas

 
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Gotta be some hackin goin on here????

He’s normally very protective when it comes to “Conk Jokes”!!!!!!

 
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Warren Chapstick - 02 June 2011 06:02 AM

its so big i have to get a cavity search on it when i travel overseas

Hahahaha, thats funny LOL

 
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Which takes me straight to the nose jokes of that wonderful piece of cinema “Roxanne” starring funny man, Steve Martin

Obvious:  Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face.

Meteorological:  Everybody take cover. She’s going to blow.

Fashionable:  You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger. Like ... Wyoming.

Personal:  Well, here we are. Just the three of us.

Punctual:  Alright gentlemen. Your nose was on time but you were fifteen minutes late.

Envious:  Oooo, I wish I were you. Gosh. To be able to smell your own ear.

Naughty:  Pardon me, Sir. Some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn’t mind putting that thing away.

Philosophical:  You know. It’s not the size of a nose thats important. It’s what’s in it that matters.

Humorous:  Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and its goodbye Seattle.

Commercial:  Hi, I’m Earl Schibe and I can paint that nose for $39.95.

Polite:  Ah. Would you mind not bobbing your head. The orchestra keeps changing tempo.

Melodic:  Everybody! “He’s got the whole world in his nose.”

Sympathetic:  Oh, What happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God?

Complememtary:  You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on.

Scientific:  Say, does that thing there influence the tides.

Obscure:  Oh, I’d hate to see the grindstone.

Inquiry:  When you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid?

French:  Say, the pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave.

Pornographic:  Finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once.

Religious:  The Lord giveth and He just kept on giving, didn’t He.

Disgusting:  Say, who mows your nose hair.

Paranoid:  Keep that guy away from my cocaine!

Aromatic:  It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee ... in Brazil.

Appreciative:  Oooo, how original. Most people just have their teeth capped.

Dirty:  Your name wouldn’t be Dick, would it?

LOL

 
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LOL they are gold Azz.
We have a mate who has big nose and big ears. When he says something in an argument, we say “Whats that? I cant Ear you? Seriously I dont nose what your saying!”

 
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Ear Ear!!!!! That’s Enough of That!!!!!

Do you guys Nose how sensitive Warren can be????

 
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I nose how sensitive he gets!!!

 
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Oh, ya still talkin about Snorkel Features!!!!!

 
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He’s gonna be Devo haha