The ” ^ < v ” Thread

^ thinks mickey mouse is cute
< watching it rain outside while I think about getting in the spa
V secretly drinks at work

^ Only drinks that much cause he doesn’t work that hard cause there always on Boardworld
< Loves to wear French underwear backwards
v Still goes to bed when there mother tells them too

^ likes rainbows
< just scored a free trip to NZ from her mother who puts her to bed early
v enjoys chess and butterfly collecting

^ Iz gunna see ma cuz!!!! Bra!!!!
< The Monarch is not only the Queen but also a common Lepidoptera!!!!
v Smells of wet cardboard

^ most famous thread reviver everr
< so bored right now
V likes to wear g strings back to front

^ Needs to get a life
< The first cut is the deepest
v Has got some real emotional problems

^ because i have witnessed your head
< pure genius
v weak just like there old man