The Line Up - Daily Chat :)
what nite Crackers and where at???
Its tmrw night at Anitas theatre in thirroul! unfortunately I cant make it as ive got another mates wedding in Austi!
apparently they have sold 400+ tickets so far…..why do all the good things get planned on the same nights?
I have nothing to do tonight!!!!
Lol tell me about it , i have 2 mates 21st tomoz nite in different places…......... See how things plan out
I was at Coldie Beach yesterda; as the tide dropped the waves got better and better.
Serious?
Your going to Mizu’s for brekky??
Where’s my invite???
I was going to, but was rudely awoken by spaz and K2 (the geese) it seems K2 can fly. Went for a short flight across the road and spaz went into a flat spin making a hell of a racket missing his mate.
Calm has been restored now, guess whos getting a hair cut later !!!! 
So now by the time I get there, breakfast will be over 
Hey, does anyone know how to clip the wings of Geese?
Now I know how to catch them…....
To catch the goose you can run around the yard after it until you or the goose gets tired. Or you can just wait until it is night time and go up the where the goose is roosting and grab the goose. As you grab the goose make sure you have the gooses wings pinned to the sides of the goose or the goose could hurt you with flapping wings. Geese have powerful wings that can hurt when they hit you. Geese are powerful birds and they can flap their wings hard. Stay clear of a gooses flapping wings.
But K2 can fly, do I fly around after him until he or I get tired?
Their wings are worse than their beaks!!!!
Any bruises? Did K2 knock you over?
The only tips I have;
1. Geese are stupid (silly-goose) try to outsmart them. If that doesn’t work….
2. Let them fly but give them a secure home, eventually foxes (or in your area wild dogs) will cull off the ones silly enough to spend time out of their yard.
3. Buy more geese as the silly ones get eaten.
4. To make scrambled goose egg - buy a hammer! or you will never break the shell.
5. Watch the crows - they trick geese into nesting rocks by working in a team and share the spoils - the crows also use rocks to break the eggs they steal or leave the eggs where the tried to roll them off a platform onto hard ground to break them and the silly geese don’t realise.
6. Geese make good lawn mowers.
7. To make a boiled goose egg. Boil for several days - haha, I think I timed it to about 6min.
8. Geese eggs are the best tasting egg I’ve ever had and one egg will feed 3 adults - easy.
Had to Trixy to the vet this morning, had a tick and was doing the drunken stagger 
Found the little bugger, now she is chilling in the lounge, no food, water or excitement until tomorrow, then she gets a drink. Poor lass.
Kicking back at my mates house, no surf!! So just gonna go to the local store and check out some EG2… Followed by a beer or two at the local watering hole…
Awww poor trixy!
My kitten got desexed on Friday, been spending the weekend caring for her
Angry Rascal doesn’t like the cone of shame!
Gee Blizzard, you sure have a cute pussy 
Thanks Mizu and Billy
Trixy is still vomiting, nil by mouth, so she has taken to licking up spew.
Its really sad to see, fingers crossed tomorrow she can walk again.
On a a lighter note, went to Bunnings and bought a big tub for Mizu the duck to bathe in, I told her she has to share with the other ducks and geese.
Spaz, thanks for the heads up on geese, hanging for them to lay eggs now!!!!
Thanks Mizu and Billy
Trixy is still vomiting, nil by mouth, so she has taken to licking up spew.
Its really sad to see, fingers crossed tomorrow she can walk again.
Here’s to a speedy recovery! Bloody ticks - such a small thing can cause so much damage!!