Quote’s from the best movie of all time!
BILL AND TEDS EXCELLENT ADVENTURE
-and only from that movie-
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K
Ted: OK wait. If you guys are really us, what number are we thinking of?
Bill, Ted: 69, dudes.
Bill, Ted: Whoa.
[quadruple air guitar solo]
Excellent
It seems to me the only thing you’ve learned is that Caesar is a “salad dressing dude.”
I dunno. Philosophize with him!
.....Had wooden teeth, chased Moby Dick.
Bill: That’s Captain Ahab, dude.
Be excellent to each other.
Ted: Party on, dudes!
We’d take you with us, but it’s a history report, not a future report.
gotta add this:
“Put them in the Iron Maiden!”
Bill&Ted;: “Iron Maiden??? Excellent!!!!! *guitar solo*”
....and we are the WYLD STALLIONS.
“Execute them!”
“Bogus!”
Bill: Whoa! Ted! You’re alive!
Ted: Yeah! I fell out of my suit when I hit the floor.
And we are, The Wild Stallions!
Bill: Ted?
Ted: I’m in love, dude.
Bill: Whoa. Those must be the princesses you told yourself about at the Circle-K. We gotta go. It’s a history report, not a babe report.
Ted: But, Bill, those are historical babes.
Bill: Okay, you’re the ladies’ man. How we gonna meet ‘em?