Dad Jokes

A Panda walks into a bar and says to the tender, “I’ll have a rum and ... ... ... Coke, thanks”
“No worries” says the tender, “but whats with the big pause?”
The Panda replys “um, i dont know, i was born with them”

A white horse then walks into the bar, and the tender says “Hey, we havea whisky named after you”
The horse replys “What, Kevin?”

Andy had this on his Facebook. Hahahaha

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control… I thought to myself “Well, this changes everything”