Dad Jokes

I think I want a job cleaning mirrors . . It’s just something I can see myself doing.

Bidda Bidda BOOM

Nice one Dragon San

A hole was found in the fence of the local nudist camp overnight… policy are looking into it.

Also, there was a suspicious down at the mattress factory over the weekend.
A police spokesman said they will be springing into action.

Strugglin to think of what to get someone for Christmas?????

Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it!!!!!

I asked the checkout girl for a date… She said they’re in isle 2 near the bananas.

a man walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants.
The bar tender asks him why have you got a steering wheel down your pants?
Its driving me nuts was the mans reply

I’ve deleted the phone numbers of all my German mates numbers from my mobile phone!!!!!

Now it’s Hans free!!!!!

say this one out aloud
“what do we want?”
“Low flying planes!”
“when do we what em?”
“NNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!”

*someone in the backpackers just used that one

Q. What Bee can you milk?

A. A BooBee

Want to use Forrest Gump’s computer?

His password is   “1forrest1”

hahahaha

A man calls his blonde wife to tell her to be careful on her way home because someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway. “It’s much worse than that dear,” she replied. “They’re all driving the wrong way.”