He’s leaving us… So lets chuck him a party!
I think I need an Enigma Machine to work out what the fuck is actually goin on in this thread????? 
Or back to this….
I have to admit after receiving your text messages I was a little nervous as to what I would find upon logging in!
churrrr
Takes a seat on Mizu’s loo, gives a cheesy smile, says hey and swipes right….
Nailed it????
I think I need an Enigma Machine to work out what the fuck is actually goin on in this thread?????
I think I need an Enigma Machine to work out what the fuck is actually goin on in this thread?????
Double
that’ll defo work on someone drc haha 
best bet is to figure out early on who are the girls you wanna just shag and who are the ones you wanna date. save you a fk load of heartache haha 
So you have all heard (its not like he hasn’t been bleating on about it for months)
That my young charge is flying the coop!
So lets use him as an excuse to get the gang together to send him off the only way we know how - get the sucker drunk!
Next Monday 22nd Sept
Tonight!
50 cent wings - told ya it’d be cheap! at The Balmin and the footy ‘live and loud”
Whose in??
Dylan
Me
TJ
Dan
Ash