He’s leaving us… So lets chuck him a party!
haha saw my first speedos of the season today.
but also the first boobs, so it wasn’t a bad trade off
living across the road from the beach rocks!
You bet it does! Visited a mates new house in bowral over the weekend and one of my first questions was “so how far is it to the beach?”
First boobs has got to be up there with first tracks for overall stoke. Now that I know boobs are out and about I might be best easing into the season with some boardie wearing first! 
Or were you planning on staying at the snow longer than a long weekend?
Potentially this. I hadn’t planned on going the weekend at all and was aiming at a mid week visit but the weather threw a spanner into that.
and swiping left
hang on…
WHAT????
Haha love the reaction 
still recovering after #weddingfail
haha saw my first speedos of the season today.
but also the first boobs, so it wasn’t a bad trade off
living across the road from the beach rocks!You bet it does! Visited a mates new house in bowral over the weekend and one of my first questions was “so how far is it to the beach?”
First boobs has got to be up there with first tracks for overall stoke. Now that I know boobs are out and about I might be best easing into the season with some boardie wearing first!
hahaha yeah speedos and boobs are fraught with danger 
but on the flip side, as someone who has no probs getting boobs out, its always less creepy being checked out by a dude in boardies than speedos as weird as that sounds haha
In any case, I fkn loveeee summer on the goldie 
Haha love the reaction
Nawwww….
Own fault dude!
You got swipe right to at least try to get somewhere!
metaphorically and figuratively!
hahaha yeah speedos and boobs are fraught with danger
but on the flip side, as someone who has no probs getting boobs out, its always less creepy being checked out by a dude in boardies than speedos as weird as that sounds haha
In any case, I fkn loveeee summer on the goldie
Haha always appreciate tips from the other side. I generally try to keep my creep factor substantially lower in pubic than on the safe haven that is boardworld 
metaphorically and figuratively!
While we’re using big word’s where does telepathically fit into this as it seems to be my go to method?!
While we’re using big word’s where does telepathically fit into this as it seems to be my go to method?!
Ummm it doesn’t!
So your best beat is to swipe right and hope they make the first move!
but on the flip side, as someone who has no probs getting boobs out
hahaha so good, and not creepy at all.
and I meant at the beach, not just at random
and swiping left so I’m open to offers!
Is that a new way to wipe your ass?
Is that a new way to wipe your ass?
Personally I’ve been holding it all in until I get a crack at Mizu’s new toilet!!!
Is that a new way to wipe your ass?
Personally I’ve been holding it all in until I get a crack at Mizu’s new toilet!!!
you’re going to tinder in mizu’s toilet??
lookout ladies 
haha
incidently, is left yes or no?
you’re going to tinder in mizu’s toilet??
lookout ladies
incidently, is left yes or no?
Haha well I’m hoping the comforting stream of warm water from Miz’s fancy Japanese toilet toggles my swagger button!
Left = No
I’ve yet to join the bw cult of tinder as it seems like a pretty tragic time waster but I also suspect I’m doing it wrong…
you’re going to tinder in mizu’s toilet??
lookout ladies
incidently, is left yes or no?Haha well I’m hoping the comforting stream of warm water from Miz’s fancy Japanese toilet toggles my swagger button!
Left = No
I’ve not yet joined the bw cult of tinder as it seems like a pretty tragic time waster but I also suspect I’m doing it wrong…
swagger is over rated and has got nothing on a simple ‘hey, how ya doin’ and a smile.
do that instead
you’re going to tinder in mizu’s toilet??
lookout ladies
incidently, is left yes or no?Haha well I’m hoping the comforting stream of warm water from Miz’s fancy Japanese toilet toggles my swagger button!
Left = No
I’ve not yet joined the bw cult of tinder as it seems like a pretty tragic time waster but I also suspect I’m doing it wrong…
swagger is over rated and has got nothing on a simple ‘hey, how ya doin’ and a smile.
do that instead
Where have you been all my life?!?
Alas as simple and logical as that is it remains a pretty big roadblock for me quiet/shy is my go to. Pity as I can actually be a friendly/normal* guy once that barrier is broken 
Ahh well 99% of the time I don’t care I’m just coming off the back of a big romantic wedding and too many wines/whines.
Beach/Summer will sort me out! 
*IMO
Are we all witnessing a Boardworld match made in heaven? 