Interview questions for Pete Long
You know you are parenting correctly when Miss Eleven read the previous page and shook her head before laughing out loud 
Pete, do you like girls that use foul language?????
Bahahaha!!!
Something about a girl with a dirty mouth…. 
Only when speaking to you water bear! <3
Fuck you mizu!
Jez, put that swear filter on again!!!!!
Abuse towards you was the reason I allowed it in the first place. 
Fuck you mizu!
Jez, put that swear filter on again!!!!!
Abuse towards you was the reason I allowed it in the first place.
You Fucker!!!!! 
indulge me here, lets imagine you and your romantic partner, who is most likely of the female gender, are accompanying each other, when the mobile telephone, of which you are the legal owner, abruptly emits an audible tone, which is highly likely to be your default sound that will play when someone from another location, usually within your country of residence, depending on your telephone carrier or provider, inputs a finite pattern composed of numerical units into their legally owned cellular telephone, which in turn will send a wave that goes through a complex process that includes radios and telephone towers. You walk over to the area that the afor mentioned mobile telephone is physically residing, and you appropriate said telephone receiver from it’s current resting area, all the way in the direction towards your ear drums, and then place the northern part of the device to your ear, and then place the southern part near your mouth, most likely onto your cheek. A voice that resembles that of an adult male proclaims “What activity are you currently in the process of completing, that involves having my female offspring attend!?”. You immediately notify your female romantic companion, and she educates you on the objective fact that the paternal guardian that she normally refers to as “Father” has stopped living some time in the past, and is also currently deceased. If the details of this story are in fact, the truth, than it is now your duty to answer the question of ‘Who was phone?’
Who was phone?’
Should this be asked with a European Accent?????
Who was phone?’
Should this be asked with a European Accent?????
I forgot who was doin the interview!!!!!