Life Skills & other Good Advice
3. Never sleep with a girl with a snake tattoo.
Some rules are made to be broken 
i slept with a girl who had a dragon tatt across her whole back pretty much. She was hands down the best i’ve ever had, but yes she was bat shit crazy!
I miss her
She wasnt brazilian with basically zero english was she bigjimmy? That was one experience with a girl with an enormous snakelike tatto that started at her shoulder and went across her back and down to her thigh.
If u want to look like a hero, follow a farkwit.
Its fine to be drunk but make sure you’re one of the people laughing not the one being laughed at.
Women are people too, they have the same issues you have, dont be scared of them.
Dont compare yourself to the worst to make you feel better, look for something to emulate that inspires you.
Self recommendation is no recommendation at all. (Except for when I do it cause im awesome)
Dylan should not under any circumstances ever try to go drink for drink with me or any of my friends, it always ends badly.
She wasnt brazilian with basically zero english was she bigjimmy? That was one experience with a girl with an enormous snakelike tatto that started at her shoulder and went across her back and down to her thigh.
no she was half Japanese half Canadian. So damn fine.
I was told by her friends she looks like a skinnier Asa Akira (porn star) so I googled her and she is a dead ringer. Now I am Asa Akiras biggest fan
She wasnt brazilian with basically zero english was she bigjimmy? That was one experience with a girl with an enormous snakelike tatto that started at her shoulder and went across her back and down to her thigh.
If u want to look like a hero, follow a fuckwit.
Dylan should not under any circumstances ever try to go drink for drink with me or any of my friends, it always ends badly.
We are allowed to drop the Fbomb now 
and Love your last one hahaha I think it should be Under No Circumstances Should Dylan Be Let Near Alcohol
Dyldo should not drink. period.
And don’t be a c*nt.
That is simple.
Birds succeeds, don’t aspire for only success.
You’re only limited by imagination.
Failing is the best way to learn.
Rules will be broken by their nature.
Old age and wisdom overcome youth and agility.
Children learn what they live.
Reality is a personal viewpoint.
Dyldo should not drink. period.
And don’t be a c*nt.
That is simple.
Theres no I in Team
But theres a U in c*nt :D
Dyldo should not drink. period.
And don’t be a c*nt.
That is simple.Theres no I in Team
But theres a U in c*nt :D
I beg to differ
“Never assume, make sure you know” try to put that into most of life’s equations.
“Never ASSUME, because when you ASSUME, you make an ASS out of U and ME”
hehe ^^
Strangely enough a chef taught me that.
just kiss her/him