FUNNIEST FML’S !!
Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML
I didn’t know you had a boyfriend, Noah. 
I didn’t know you had a boyfriend, Noah.
And dating an older boy to boot . .
this is one of my favourite ones ive read:
Today, I babysat the most annoying and obnoxious kids for almost eight hours, when the parents assured me that they would only be gone about three or so hours. After constant calling and worrying, they finally showed up at 11.30pm, completely drunk. The mother paid me with $3 and a banana. FML
Today, I texted my college boyfriend
I hear this a lot…
but is “texted” even proper English?
jeremy i copyed and pasted it i am not dating a guy 