The Line Up - Daily Chat :)
Meanwhile, in Melbourne
Hahahahaha gold!!!
I went there today!!
(Luna Park, that is! 
)
So tell us about the big dick ride Billy 
So last night in Melbourne…....
Police are looking for three would be robbers who attempted to rob four convenience stores within 30 minutes last night.
The first store the men approached was at the corner of Mt Dandenong and Colchester roads in Kilsyth at 11.10pm.
One of the men, wearing a dark hoodie and a face mask approached the locked front doors and yelled at the attendant to let him in.
When the attendant refused to let him in the man kicked the doors several times but was still not able to get into the store.
He then ran off with a second offender who had been standing nearby.
The next incident took place five minutes later in Kilsyth when the two offenders, still wearing dark hoodies and face masks and now armed with a large knife entered a store at the corner of Canterbury and Liverpool roads.
The attendant, who had been stocking shelves, saw the men entering and ran to a secure area in the store and locked himself him.
The two offenders stood in the store looking at each other for a short time before they ran from the premises and got into a waiting car and drove off.
Not to be put off, the men then attempted to rob a store on the corner of the Mountain Highway and Miller Road in The Basin.
On this occasion, one of the men entered the store brandishing a large knife, while the second man remained at the entrance.
The attendant yelled at the pair and told them to get out of the store.
Both men ran off and got into a small white car and drove off in the direction of Mount View Road.
Deciding to give it one more go, the men than struck a store on the corner of Station Street and Burwood Highway in Ferntree Gully.
Once again, the men came up against a locked front door and no matter how much they huffed and puffed the attendant would not let them in.
The men jumped into a waiting car which was parked in Station Street and drove away.
The last attempt happened at 11.40pm and no one was injured in the incidents.
Victoria Police Facebook is a funny read, people are stupid 
Narre Warren police have heard it all after pulling over a driver in Berwick this morning.
The man was observed driving on Clyde Road just before 9am whilst using his mobile phone.
A marked police car intercepted the vehicle and the officer asked the man why he was using his phone whilst driving.
His response was “I just heard on the 8.30am news on the radio about the new laws that start today about using your phone and I was calling my sister to warn her not to use her phone whilst driving.”
The 48-year-old Berwick man has been issued with the new $433 fine and has lost 4 demerit points.
So last night in Melbourne…....
Police are looking for three would be robbers who attempted to rob four convenience stores within 30 minutes last night.
The first store the men approached was at the corner of Mt Dandenong and Colchester roads in Kilsyth at 11.10pm.
One of the men, wearing a dark hoodie and a face mask approached the locked front doors and yelled at the attendant to let him in.
When the attendant refused to let him in the man kicked the doors several times but was still not able to get into the store.
He then ran off with a second offender who had been standing nearby.
The next incident took place five minutes later in Kilsyth when the two offenders, still wearing dark hoodies and face masks and now armed with a large knife entered a store at the corner of Canterbury and Liverpool roads.
The attendant, who had been stocking shelves, saw the men entering and ran to a secure area in the store and locked himself him.
The two offenders stood in the store looking at each other for a short time before they ran from the premises and got into a waiting car and drove off.
Not to be put off, the men then attempted to rob a store on the corner of the Mountain Highway and Miller Road in The Basin.
On this occasion, one of the men entered the store brandishing a large knife, while the second man remained at the entrance.
The attendant yelled at the pair and told them to get out of the store.
Both men ran off and got into a small white car and drove off in the direction of Mount View Road.
Deciding to give it one more go, the men than struck a store on the corner of Station Street and Burwood Highway in Ferntree Gully.
Once again, the men came up against a locked front door and no matter how much they huffed and puffed the attendant would not let them in.
The men jumped into a waiting car which was parked in Station Street and drove away.
The last attempt happened at 11.40pm and no one was injured in the incidents.
will not at all be surprised if i hear more about this at work tomorrow! Sounds like something one of my lot would do. I swear they are the worst criminals ever!
Had a profitable day yesterday and today I paid off the gearbox build for MY68VW -and cleared a couple of debts-.
Now all I need is 4 new tyres + rego (and for the gearbox to be installed).
NOTE: profitable day has nothing to do with criminal activity
Fish need to breed more.
Maybe we should raise the sea level and warm the ocean…
Or consume less. 
great vid, Azz.
Or consume less.
This is the answer!!!!!
But you and I know that it just ain’t gonna happen!!!!!
*Procreate less
*Procreate less
This is the answer!!!!!
But you and I know that it just ain’t gonna happen!!!!!
K2 and the Spanish Oysters
Not many of you guys know this, but before he met Spanish at Thredbo, K2 slipped over to Spain
to try and find her….er him / it.
While he was there he stopped at a local restaurant following a
day roaming around in Spain ..
While sipping his beer, he noticed a sizzling,
scrumptious looking platter being served at the next
table.
Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, ‘What is that you just served?’
The waiter replied, ‘Si senor, you have excellent taste!
Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull’s testicles
from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!’
K2 said, ‘What the heck, bring me an order.’
The waiter replied, ‘I am so sorry senor.
There is only one serving per day because there is only
one bull fight each morning. If you come early and
place your order, we will be sure to save you this
delicacy.’
The next morning, K2 returned, placed his
order, and that evening was served the one and only special
delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his
platter, he called to the waiter and said, ‘These are
delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the
ones I saw you serve yesterday.’
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, ‘Si,
Senor.
Sometimes the bull wins.
Hahahaha
more and more people are choosing to consume less and even procreate less.