Shaun White vs Mark McMorris (infographic)
173cm is TALL by BW standards…
(sorry kids!)
I’m tall by BW standards 
Do you write erotic fiction on the side Dylan?
My imagination is broken, i can only write non fiction
173cm is TALL by BW standards…
(sorry kids!)
I’m tall by BW standards
thats not hard, I hear BW standards are pretty low
Is anyone else surprised Shaun White dated Bar Refaeli?
Much less surprising is the fact she is now an ex. I wonder if she woke up and realized “wow, he really is just a rich, selfish, egotistical douchebag”
I worked it out. This is an actual quote from an interview she did:
“I never say ‘no’ when people suggest I meet someone.” - Bar Refaeli
I think I also figgered out the whole relationship, when they met, Shaun had long hair and could easily be mistaken for a woman. When they split Shaun had gotten a haircut and went to short hair.
So what the jist of this is; Bar Refaeli went through a lesbian phase, she thought she was dating a girl named “Shauna”, they took long walks on the beach, helped each other pick pretty dresses, snuggled up on the couch and watched twilight marathons, ect. When “Shauna” got a hair cut Bar didnt like it but kept trying to make things work, for a while anyway, until one day she saw him on tv and discovered the truth. She was furious! Imagine the feeling, finding out that the whole relationship was based on lies, all that time thinking while they were doing the dirty that “Shauna” just had a strange variation of a ‘camel toe’. All those memories of sensual scissoring to Justin beiber hits, ruined! After this she had to break it off.
Shaun was confused about the whole incident and decided to throw himself back into styleless, robotic like snowboarding.
Bar was heartbroken and now suffers from trust issues. When I last spoke to her she confirmed she can never again trust or feel for a woman in that way, so all lesbian tendencies are gone to never return. After this conversation I had to kindly ask all the other women to leave my appartment, that smells of rich mahogany and Cuban cigars, because of Bar’s fear they might join us when she defrocked me of my leopard skin gown.And thats exactly what happened..
Did you suddenly go to school or something? It’s either that or someone else is writing shit for you cause that’s the most grammatically correct, properly spelt and constructed post you have ever made on BW. Give that man a gold star and a CC and dry for utilising that generally vacuous grey matter between his ears for once.
Our Grammatical Standards have been elevated since you’ve been away, NBG!!!!!
Did you suddenly go to school or something? It’s either that or someone else is writing shit for you cause that’s the most grammatically correct, properly spelt and constructed post you have ever made on BW. Give that man a gold star and a CC and dry for utilising that generally vacuous grey matter between his ears for once.
Do you feel as proud as i do?
173cm is TALL by BW standards…
(sorry kids!)
Short is better for snowboarding - lower centre of gravity.
Haha you just keep telling em that!
It’s true. 
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Short is better for snowboarding - lower centre of gravity.
and figure skating, i.e. Ice Prancing