ThE RiDdLe ThReAd!!!

its day time

Until I am measured
I am not known,
Yet how you miss me
When I have flown.

Time

If 18 h on a g c = 18 holes on a golf course, what does

8 s on a s s

mean?

8 sides on a stop sign

I’m full of holes, yet I’m full of water. What am I?

A sponge

What does “8 P in the S S” mean?

mushroom

Remove six letters from this sequence to reveal a familiar English word. BSAINXLEATNTEARS

apple pie???

nice!!

What lives in the corner but travels the world?

Oh that’s deep… a man over the course of his lifetime.

The following sentence is false. The preceding sentence is true. Are these sentences true or false?

There’s only 3 people. A grandmother, her daughter and her granddaughter. 21/3=$7 a piece.

What goes up, but never comes down?

your age…damn it

When you went into the woods you got me.
You hated me yet you wanted to find me.
You went home with me cause you couldn’t find me

What was it?

The wrong bloody thing. Everybody knows that a sausage from Bunnings is $2.50 and anyone that doesn’t get one is unAustralian!

He bought numbers for his letterbox.

If you drop me I’m sure to crack but give me a smile and I’ll always smile back…