The Line Up - Daily Chat :)
An Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. He starts the stop by asking the biker his name.
‘Fred,’ he replies.
‘Fred what?’ the officer asks.
‘Just Fred,’ the man responds.
The officer, in a good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break, and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer presses him for the last name.
The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.
The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. ‘Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?’
The biker replies, ‘It’s a long story, so stay with me. I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD.
After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS.
Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.
Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD.
Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD.
Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.’
The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
thats brilliant
too good azz
Glad he got bored being a MD.
You would have thought he’d of written a script for some cream to get rid of the VD.
ROFL
Leave Miley alone!
She’s a sexy, smoking, drinking, party celeb that so many young girls look up too and emulate. 
Like your Daughter? 
Yes.
Couldn’t you hear my sarcastic inflection?
Oh, I forgot the forum is a written not heard medium.
My acting skills are so useless here.
Just like Miley’s are so useless in front of the camera
About time (at almost 41) that you figured out how forums work 
Anyway, watch this and laugh, shake your head in disbelief then get Hangry 
Seen that one before!!!!!
I reckon even if they did open it up for Boards, I’d never go there!!!!!
As far as I’m concerned, it’s probably better that arrogant wankers like the patrons of Alta stay well away from Snowboarders anyways!!!!!
I wouldn’t wanna ride the same hill as them!!!!! Life’s to short for dickheads!!!!!
Hangry enough?????
Informative to me! 
I agree with Mizu.
Keep angry skiers in the one place, away from snowboarders.
Is there a snowboard only resort?
Wow,
So many people are just full of it.. didnt hear a single valid reason. Sounded like 90% of the arguments we against inexperienced riders, or just old fuddy duddies complaining about young people on their lawn.