Boardworld Shred 2013 - The Official Thread
Bummed I missed you Andy, we did catch up over opening weekend though.
What dates are you going to be in Vancouver? or you going straight to Whis? If it’s the end of October, let me know and we can grab a beer
Sorry bro, I won’t be in Van until the end of November. Where r u going to be again?
Bummed I missed you Andy, we did catch up over opening weekend though.
What dates are you going to be in Vancouver? or you going straight to Whis? If it’s the end of October, let me know and we can grab a beer
Sorry bro, I won’t be in Van until the end of November. Where r u going to be again?
Sun Peaks. About 3-4 hours away 
That’s right. Well cool, come shred whis sometime!
Hey check it out!
The Ancient Egyptians predicted Dylans arrival at the Chimp Clothing Party last night.
Yep. dunno how much boarding though. Pretty sure the past two days they just been drinking. Last night they had a party with Chimp Clothing at their log cabin.
Jeremy passed out on the couch, and Dylan spewed everywhere from what I have been informed
I didn’t pass out! benjamin_chimp’s brother put my over his shoulders and spun me around. I was just very dizzy! 
What a great party though. It was such a fun night at the Chimp Lodge. And yes, Dylan was smashed. 
We all went to Perisher today. Caught up with h0z and Andy Aitken. Fun day lapping around with all the crew.
I had an awesome day, and same for last night, thanks again for the lodge party, ben and kris! was good to put some faces to the names! And had fun doing park laps with everyone today!
Dylan, smashed, really! hahaha
Jez and I carried him inside unconscious at which point he decided to wake up, go back outside and empty his stomach.
Can I get an award for the lamest shred attendee?
2pm
Tj posts on fb that 4 cases of Carlton Dry are left so I jump in the car to leave Narellan.
7pm
Coming through Jindy I text Jez asking where you all are.
7:10pm
Drive up a dirt track and find the chimp_palace.
Introduce myself to ben_chimp solely attending to the snags on the outdoor bbq.
Walk through front door to find about 30ppl lounging around and am directed to the fridge full of Carlton Dry and other beer brands.
Chris asks everyone every 5min if they have a drink - that it’s an Estonian tradition to make sure any guest at their house have a drink in their hand (I might move to Estonia - wherever on earth it is? Chris later tells me it borders Russia - thanks Chris! that narrows it down. NOT!)
Start recognising peeps and spilling drinks as I say hi.
Sausage sanga’s are offered up.
A few beers later and everyone is outside in the drizzle hiding from Chris and Ben trying to spot us with torches before we can sneak back to the veranda.
h0z and I hide behind a tree, behind a fence, Mr h0z drops his keys in the dark and is spotted. I make a dash for it and get spotted. 10mins later (when the game is declared over) h0z emerges and wins ???
Several drinks later I realise the number of people at the chimp_palace have severely reduced.
Dylan comes outside attempting to spew but passes out on veranda.
I waffle on about shit and stuff with people and hallucinations.
Find fridge empty of beer so start on the red wine.
Ben starts cooking marshmallows on the fireplace while cheese and tomato sauce sangas are being smashed down in the kitchen.
Jez and Michelle debate what to do with Dylan. Eventually they hang him out the car window for the drive back to Thredders..
After then my memory gets fuzzy.
Somehow I end up in Thredbo in my car.
I remember walking around Thredbo alone in the rain at 1:30am and find a bar open - decide it’s not a good idea to go in.
Wake up at 7am.
Pack all my gear in the car hoping to ride Perisher with the crew.
Tie up some loose ends and as I’m about to hit the road get a call asking me to work tonight in Wollongong.
I take a long hard look at the mountain and decide not to drive to Perisher because it’s still raining - I have to be back on Friday anyway so welcome the chance to earn some dollars tonight.
Leave Thredbo at 10am.
Get a call from boss at 4pm, (after I’ve showered, shaved and on my way to the ‘Gong) he tells me there was a mistake and doesn’t need me (he has compensated me).
So there you go.
I attended the BWShred for an evening after driving 5 hours, didn’t shred at all, drank a few drinks and drove back 5hrs the next day.
atleast you made it for one night. i pretty much paid 500 bucks not to go.
i win 
A few beers later and everyone is outside in the drizzle hiding from Chris and Ben trying to spot us with torches before we can sneak back to the veranda.
h0z and I hide behind a tree, behind a fence, Mr h0z drops his keys in the dark and is spotted. I make a dash for it and get spotted. 10mins later (when the game is declared over) h0z emerges and wins ???Several drinks later I realise the number of people at the chimp_palace have severely reduced.
Dylan comes outside attempting to spew but passes out on veranda.
I waffle on about shit and stuff with people and hallucinations.
hahah i was dressed in all black.. So,i had an advantage!! And i had to laugh that mr.h0z dropped my car keys as he was making,a dash to the house!! I couldn’t find you when i was leaving… :( But had a good time anyways!
and bnd, that sucks!! Hopefully next years one works,out for you!
cheers hoz
No worries! ^_^
mr.h0z and i were talking not too long ago, and next year we will definitely stay with you guys for a few days! Then h0z can get her drink on!! Haha and,do,more riding with everyone! Mr.h0z was absolutely loving it today.. Having other people around,and above his ability to push him.. Instead of me.. Who gets,pushed by him! Haha.. (although, I’ve now taught him to butter, tail,press, and board slide a box! Yew!)
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haha yewww!! Grasshopper is saying,you guys got 10cms at thredders!!
hopefully you have an awesome day boarding today!! So devo I’m back at home!
I’m taking the shovel up. Only Basin open but I’m going to build a hit run. Stay tuned…
I’m taking the shovel up. Only Basin open but I’m going to build a hit run. Stay tuned…
Have fun! And remember, the K2 award has already been given for ‘13, so you’re all safe! 
