the Devo thread!!
Maybe you should make some duct tape clothing, or at least pants for your thread.
F’medead finally get the sick one to come get food, her sister steps up with dominance bcrap and ruins everything. Eat little piggle please eat
Devo we lost at indoor soccer tonight. That means the end of a ten game winning streak! Extra devo cos i now have a soccer ball print on my leg (literally have octagonal lines and everything) due to blocking a shot on goal. We’re going to get nice weather in Melbourne for the first time in ages and if i wear shorts I’m going to look mighty odd.
Which ever member on here who leant their mate a white helmet to wer down at perisher today, tell your friend i am sorry again!
Was going mach 10 down some run today and some guy cut across the trail and i cleaned him up and sent him flying 
I stopped and apologised but he was cool about it thank f*ck
Devo about the whole incident.
^ Must have been a boarder, skiers often go on the attack.
Arrived home to find that spring has sprung and the grass badly needs a mow. We have 3 acres of lawn.
Last week the mower threw the belt off the mower deck of the ride-on, didn’t worry me and left it to manana (me to fix later).
Yesterday;
I pull the deck and find a broken spindle on one blade. A big, expensive issue since it means the deck is likely now warped and will cause further issues.
The spindle looks to be made from magnesium alloy - something I don’t think I can weld.
Considering the transmission is going it makes more sense to trade in the old John Deere for a new one.
Parts alone are going to cost $2100.
For now I’m doing the main areas by push mower. Just the front yard (1/4 acre of grass), and a path to my my flat from the back door.
spaz, get some Alpacas mate 
spaz, get some Alpacas mate
Dude, speaking from experience alpacas are useless as and quite temperamental. If anything their constant shitting acts as fertiliser leaving you with patches of grass growing at a much faster rate than the rest… pretty funny actually.
My little oppsie the other week turned out to be a bit more serious. No more season for me :( :
So I’m on the operating table and the surgeon goes: How’d you do it?
Me: Snowboarding.
Surgeon: Perisher Jumps?
Me: Yep.
Surgeon: Knuckle it?
Me: /nods head/
spaz, get some Alpacas mate
Dude, speaking from experience alpacas are useless as and quite temperamental. If anything their constant shitting acts as fertiliser leaving you with patches of grass growing at a much faster rate than the rest… pretty funny actually.
We shall agree to disagree, the 10 I have currently keeping Chill Hill looking like a golf course are my evidence to the contrary 
My little oppsie the other week turned out to be a bit more serious. No more season for me :( :
So I’m on the operating table and the surgeon goes: How’d you do it?
Me: Snowboarding.
Surgeon: Perisher Jumps?
Me: Yep.
Surgeon: Knuckle it?
Me: /nods head/
AJ, that sux arse mate!!! No Shred???? Can yo please come anyway??? I wanted to test ride a few boards in your quiver
My little oppsie the other week turned out to be a bit more serious. No more season for me :( :
So I’m on the operating table and the surgeon goes: How’d you do it?
Me: Snowboarding.
Surgeon: Perisher Jumps?
Me: Yep.
Surgeon: Knuckle it?
Me: /nods head/
quite abit of colour difference there, that really sucks mate
Whats the verdict?
^ pfft, it would take more plaster than that to keep me away.
I would get the Dr to cast it in the shape of my boots so I could still strap into my bindings. Or I would give it 2 weeks and take the plaster off myself.
So what’s the outcome AJ? breaks, tears, fractures?
Looks B A D.
spaz, get some Alpacas mate
you offering some?
We do have a small horse, but the breed doesn’t eat much grass - Great Dane.
My little oppsie the other week turned out to be a bit more serious. No more season for me :( :
So I’m on the operating table and the surgeon goes: How’d you do it?
Me: Snowboarding.
Surgeon: Perisher Jumps?
Me: Yep.
Surgeon: Knuckle it?
Me: /nods head/
Jeeezzzuss!!!
But I need you for the race!!!