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Bring back cracker night I say!!!!
Qld vetos decision for Cracker Night. NT lists pro’s & con’s for us:
CON: Your dog might be frightened and run away.
PRO: You may end up with a new, better dog in your yard.
CON: Crackers are noisy and disruptive.
PRO: If you were a gangster planning to pop a cap in somebody’s arse, Territory Day is clearly the day to do it. Also, goose shooting in the suburbs would go largely undetected.
CON: Many grass fires occur as a byproduct of wayward fireworks.
PRO: Territorians get the chance to hone their firefighting skills.
CON: **** gets blown up.
PRO: **** gets blown up!
CON: There will be fireworks going off for the rest of the year.
PRO: There will be fireworks going off for the rest of the year!
CON: Stupid people, and innocent people in their vicinity, can be injured
PRO: Every emergency service person is rostered on for Territory night, so you’ll be attended to at the hospital much more quickly than any other night of the year.
CON: Safety instructions on fireworks are often in a foreign language.
PRO: If anything could inspire Territorians to learn another language, this is it.
CON: People are risking life and limb.
PRO: Amateur fireworks displays promote survival of the fittest.
CON: If you find yourself in distress, there is a good chance no one will notice your flares.
PRO: It’s a prime chance to get rid of out-of-date flares.
CON: Decent fireworks can be costly.
PRO: Less money spent on booze can only be good for your health.
CON: Enormous piles of spent fireworks are left littering every public area in the Territory the following day.
PRO: Ratepayers can be assured their money is being well spent by giving council workers something useful to do for a change.
CON: Our interstate image is further tarnished.
PRO: Increased cashed-up-bogan-tourism gives a much-needed cash injection to our economy.
Some might say Queenslanders are missing out in their decision to be cracker-free; other Territorians might be considering moving over the border.
Source NT News.
Bring back cracker night I say!!!!
Damn straight! Stupid nanny state! Who needs all their fingers anyway?
Add that to the list, Mud!!!!!
Add that to the list, Mud!!!!!
I would, but I don’t have enough fingers left to hold a pen!
Add that to the list, Mud!!!!!
I would, but I don’t have enough fingers left to hold a pen!
Just keyboard mash it in using ya face, like ya normally do?????
Add that to the list, Mud!!!!!
I would, but I don’t have enough fingers left to hold a pen!
Just keyboard mash it in using ya face, like ya normally do?????
I would but there was that incident with the Golden Phoenix Celestial Supernova where I lost a few facial features… Damn it’s hard to type with no nose!
Do you still have any function left in your willy??
Do you still have any function left in your willy??
His “Two Ball Shooter”?????
Do you still have any function left in your willy??
His “Two Ball Shooter”?????
ah the old ball shooters! Who would have thought they didn’t mean it literally!
Hahahaaaa!!!!!
that’s awesome. Have you ever been able to get those nebula things with the camera?