The STOKE thread
Stoked another job application written and submitted
Stoked to be booked in to head up to Sydney to watch Australia get spanked by Polynesia in gridiron
And Stoked to see Ozgirl too I hope
Of course 
we would be heading home after the game if it wasn’t for you! So you better feel special!!!
Let us know guys, I’ll come out for a meetup.
Got a call from my old man this morning that i decided against answering*
Turns out i have a job lined up for Metro pit (Mine) up in Helensburgh. Pretty happy
*It was at 830am, i had been out all night at Retro night, met a lovely 34 year old woman that i brought back to my place for an evening/morning of discussing pressing social issues and hadn’t slept and thought he was calling me into work…Ain’t nobody got time fo dat
Mwhahahahahahahaha good work sunshine!
I think PinkPrincess is the most stoked person on earth right now.
Background;
PP hasn’t been to the snow for 2 years, she lived in Thredbo when she was 5, we had a rule that if it snowed it was ski day - no school. When she was 7 she did every 2nd weekend with me in Thredbo.
Last night at 10pm, PP called asking if she could travel down with me when I leave today instead of waiting until tomorrow night to go with her mum. Her mum asked if I could do it.
I got home from work last night at 4am, left my phone in the car.
For the past 45min PinkPrincess has been Kik messaging me, basically every message is; “OMG, OMG I’m going to the snow” as much as she can, for 45 min.
LOL
Stoked that we are shooting our Winter range today
Stoked that it’s raining
Stoked on porridge
Porridge 
Stoked it started snowing the moment I parked the car and walked through the village.
Super stoked to have the first snowball fight with my daughter in 2 years.
met a lovely 34 year old woman that i brought back to my place
You know I love you but that is just scary/wrong…
met a lovely 34 year old woman that i brought back to my place
You know I love you but that is just scary/wrong…
Guy I know, was 19/20 yr old at the time hooked up with a 40yr old cougar. Said it was the best he’s ever had! So this doesn’t surprise me
Yeah but the wrong bit is me and Deano hooking up…
She is the same age as me!
Yeah but the wrong bit is me and Deano hooking up…
She is the same age as me!
Speaking of hooking up, how was your hot date?? 
Thats wrong in all the right places haha
Wait…You are 34? f**k off!? i thought you were like my age? 28 max?!
LOL
Yep Deano - but thanks!
But yeah hence why I am Dyldo’s mum!
On my 25th I went home with a 38yr old air hostess I think she was, that will hopefully remain my largest age gap in that direction, not sure what’s wrong with Deano’s effort. When I was a bit younger than him my nickname was the boilerman, I couldn’t go out without being molested by older women, was weird and ok for a while but I got sick of it soon enough.