IMPORTANT NOTICE!
Azz, you probably spend at least two hours a week sending me love songs via text message!
THIS!
You tell me I pull you into time wasters!!! When 9/10 it you who message me to teach you more timewasters!
And I wont even mention what you were looking at yesterday that prompted you to text me 
Azz, you probably spend at least two hours a week sending me love songs via text message!
I only do that after dark with candles lit 
And I wont even mention what you were looking at yesterday that prompted you to text me
What was I looking at? Offspring the TV show?
And I wont even mention what you were looking at yesterday that prompted you to text me
What was I looking at? Offspring the TV show?
Urgh how can you watch that for more than 5 minutes without your testicles dropping off?
There are not many TV shows I like (apart from doco’s)
But that show is funny. and I met some of the cast last winter and they were good folk 
Yeah, but did ya testicles detach and hit the tiles?????
Haha I was going to say I wasn’t sure which was worst admiting you watch (and like) Offspring or what you really were doing!
Clearly Offspring was the lesser of two evils!
What was the other thing I was doing?
Love is all the need - right spaz?
And chocolate! don’t forget chocolate.
Love and chocolate.