God Bless America!!!!!
I am 110% confused about this thread.
Thats the same percent confused as you are about your sexuality
For 50% of our friendship, you have been missing 50% of your eyebrows.
arrr touche 
Statistics;
I am 110% confused about this thread.
Thats the same percent confused as you are about your sexuality
For 50% of our friendship, you have been missing 50% of your eyebrows.
arrr touche
And i am responsible for 99.98% of said missing 50% of eyebrows
That statistic would suggest that Dylan has had 50% of his eyebrows shaved off at least 5000 times (with you being responsible for 4999 of them).
I am not 100% sure that statement is correct. Unless you guys have a lot of sleep-overs?
Unless you guys have a lot of sleep-overs?
They do!!!!!! and lots of Swaffelen gets done 
Do you have studies to back up said claims?
No, just from the stuff you guys post on Facebook!!!!!
and the Instagram pics 
I’m 100% both of you are wrong with your statistics, neither of you remember mika’s birthday? I Saw both of you that weekend 