The STOKE thread
Call me a prick, rude or what have you.
But seeing my ex for the first time in 6 months and seeing that her appearance/looks have slipped made me so happy yesterday
nop. been there…
Deano, you are such a what have you !!!!!!!
And rude!!!!!
Thankyou!
Oh and to up the win, some of the girls at the wedding (who are friends with my ex) have said i have upgraded massively with Ms Frenchy. 
Current stoke is the massive steak i just punished at Outback Steakhouse. I havent been there in a while but this badboy was delish!
Stoked i went to the post office and had a few parcels.
First was some work socks i got off 1day (not so exciting)
Second was my Kogan order (sorta exciting)
Third was my RAD order, (hella excited) opened it to find my tall tee, some stickers and a pair of Mime gloves! i dont remember ordering any mime gloves? i think?!
Fourth was a package from France from Ms Frenchy, (christmas present) ((super hella excited)) - Two killer shirts and a photo of us from Bali
Today is a good day!
Fourth was a package from France from Ms Frenchy, (christmas present) ((super hella excited)) - Two killer shirts and a photo of us from Bali
And the “oh shit i didnt send her a pressent!” Realization?
I reckon that he’s still got a package for her!!!!!
Buuuut the Rad tall tee aint so tall.
Like its a large and its smaller then a normal medium shirt…weird
Also on my current Stoke-ness,
The possibility of attending HOLY SHIP! next year has me hella excited. Already started putting $$$ away for it.
That or i am going to attend Tomorrowland if i am in Europe with Ms Frenchy;
I will be attending one of these events next year (well the following year if its Tomorrowland since its in July)
Deano the Tee is trying to tell you something, you’re too much of a man too wear a tall tee. To rectify the situation I suggest giving yourself an undercut, growing a ratty little Mo and some perma 3 day stubble, buying some bright blue jegging style pants, some black leather shoes with no socks and becoming vegan and extolling that diets virtues to the world but only cause you think it makes you look cool and artistic…........................
Actually I’m sorry I think my thoughts on tall tees are pretty well known.
Anyway on to the other stuff, there is nothing better than seeing you’re ex has morphed into some fat heapa post break up except perhaps finding out that your exes new boyfriend is apparently a MASSIVE step down from yourself, that’s coming from mates wives who are still connected to my ex via FB and has also just moved to Redfern WTF??? As for me getting worse, well no, I got worse while I was with her and am now better ha ha.
When does Mademoiselle come to Australia champ?
HOLY SHIP!!!!! 
Why don’t ya just go to Burnin Man and get it all over and done with in one hit!!!!!
Deano the Tee is trying to tell you something, you’re too much of a man too wear a tall tee. To rectify the situation I suggest giving yourself an undercut, growing a ratty little Mo and some perma 3 day stubble, buying some bright blue jegging style pants, some black leather shoes with no socks and becoming vegan and extolling that diets virtues to the world but only cause you think it makes you look cool and artistic…........................
Actually I’m sorry I think my thoughts on tall tees are pretty well known.
Anyway on to the other stuff, there is nothing better than seeing you’re ex has morphed into some fat heapa post break up except perhaps finding out that your exes new boyfriend is apparently a MASSIVE step down from yourself, that’s coming from mates wives who are still connected to my ex via FB and has also just moved to Redfern WTF??? As for me getting worse, well no, I got worse while I was with her and am now better ha ha.
When does Mademoiselle come to Australia champ?
yeh i dont really wear tall tees anyway, this was just too good a price to pass up!\
Haha yeh well from what my Ex’s friends have told me, her new BF is very unfortunate looking Their words not mine!
Umm she may be coming in March, maybe abit later on. We have to sort her visa out somehow (due to her already had a working visa, th only way to get another one is to prove she worked a few months fruit picking on her last trip. Which she didnt, so i am in the process of trying to find a farm which is willing to say she worked there for a few weeks so she can get another visa)
Fourth was a package from France from Ms Frenchy, (christmas present) ((super hella excited)) - Two killer shirts and a photo of us from Bali
And the “oh shit i didnt send her a pressent!” Realization?
Haha nah mate i got her some stuff, just waiting on the last thing to arrive from USA then i will send it off
HOLY SHIP!!!!!
Why don’t ya just go to Burnin Man and get it all over and done with in one hit!!!!!
Oh dont worry, that is high on my list a\lso! but for that i want to go to the states for a few months, buy a campervan and pimp it out in prep for Burning Man!
Umm she may be coming in March, maybe abit later on. We have to sort her visa out somehow (due to her already had a working visa, th only way to get another one is to prove she worked a few months fruit picking on her last trip. Which she didnt, so i am in the process of trying to find a farm which is willing to say she worked there for a few weeks so she can get another visa)!
Welcome to the difficult world of international relationships! I hope it does work for you, but definitely figure out some kind of plan B for if you can’t find a farm to do that. Pretty sure it has to be 3 months of work, minimum that they say she has done…and then they have to be willing to say that they want to employ her again when she comes back (the 2nd one is like a sponsored work visa). Not sure I like your chances, I’m afraid.
Good luck with it though, for sure.
I’d say screw it, save your moolah, getting a working holiday visa & a flight to france & get yourself over there, ASAP! Then while you’re there, set it up so you’re collecting evidence that you live together and of your relationship for that 12 months & apply for her spouse visa for Australia, if you think you really don’t want to be in France long term.
It may all seem pretty premature to collect evidence and stuff, but you’ll be grateful that you did if you are still keen after that 12 months, because otherwise you’re screwed & limited to visitor visas in either country - unless you move to some other country together!
Let me know if you’ve got any questions about it. Happy to help any way I can.
Umm she may be coming in March, maybe abit later on. We have to sort her visa out somehow (due to her already had a working visa, th only way to get another one is to prove she worked a few months fruit picking on her last trip. Which she didnt, so i am in the process of trying to find a farm which is willing to say she worked there for a few weeks so she can get another visa)
Would working on an unfinancial Alpaca farm do the trick mate??
Yeh i know it isnt going to be easy, or even moderately difficult but yeh, see what happens.
She is worth it