The ” ^ < v ” Thread
^ girlfriend is finger lickin good
< didnt have a problem finding the ^ key
v likes skiing better than snowboarding
^ Has a fat fingered keg board
< did love skiing till i met schuss
v sits down to go to the toilet
^ rides horses with his technicolour dreamcoat
< is bummed tonight - our pet cat died tonight….. +1 is absolutely devastated.
V better not be a cat hater…
^ Likes stuff furry like his bear avatar
< Is slowly falling asleep in front of the tv
v Cant do his 12 times table anymore
^ likes to eat yellow snow
< wants the new iphone 4 ]=
v likes to wear mankinis
^ sh*ts in the woods
< work? Pfft I have a window to look out LOL
v wants the same colour hair as gillard
^ is in denial that he too loves to spank the monkey
< also wants a shiny new car
v likes to take fotos in the toilet
^ just may have been watching me years ago
< have done very little at work today, other than play online
V doesnt know what an ampersand is
EDITED
^ been there done that
< I could have swore i did it, and said something like “enjoys visiting BW while at work” or something to that effect
V knows where the down arrow is on the keyboard, whereas I just use the letter ‘V’
EDIT: I wasnt placing a space after the ‘<’ and it thought it was HTML language, or something and diddnt post my line… fixed it now.
^ likes to post anything and everythinng in his mind
< just finished washing his car took 1hr.. and now it looks brand new and shiny c[=
v likes to have ear wax spread on his bread
^ with your burnt toast
< loves to dance with Mizu
v can’t get past the Milo stage down at thredbo
^ Wears a milo shirt when snowboarding
< Has school groups all this week and has to wake up early
v Is wearing no underpants
^ haha you have to teach little pubescent school kids with faces like festered pickles
< is not wearing any underpants coz im in my pjs
v owns a Nicky Webster signed album
^ obviously loves commando
< “Strawberry Kisses” was like the most awesome song ever
v is Guthy Renker’s best customer
^ is a huge fan of nikki webster!
< is drinking a pure blonde this very second (getting smashed tonight!!!!)
v should be working right now!