What is there to do in sydney tonight?
Im bored of sittin in my motel room!!!
just go to the strippers mate
You’re a dickhead, take the work truck and come have a beer with me you muppet! I might even let you sleep in the spare room if you don’t mind me locking the door so I can’t hear you raping rhinos in your sleep!
I took him out for dinner last night - clearly he can only stand one day in my company!
I took him out for dinner last night - clearly he can only stand one day in my company!
My real mum wouldve paid for my dinner… Who am i kidding, she wouldve made me pay for both 
Bahahahaaa!!!!!
I took him out for dinner last night - clearly he can only stand one day in my company!
he smsed me and said even that was 2 much 
You’re a dickhead, take the work truck and come have a beer with me you muppet! I might even let you sleep in the spare room if you don’t mind me locking the door so I can’t hear you raping rhinos in your sleep!
Cant take the work truck cause im with another guy, i wouldve actually endured the 2hr public transport to get there if i didnt have to get up at about 4am to get to work in hillsdale on time
Make him sit in the hotel by himself mate, can’t hurt to ask! Where you working today? If it’s in the city just jump on a bus, will take you an hour on the bus.
Id still have to pick him up at 6-630 in the morning from west ryde!!
Im at gladesville atm, same bus that id get into the city anyways, just 10min closer
Yeah and? If it’s 6:30 that means you leave here at 5:45, I do that a lot when I actually go to the office and there’s bugger all traffic at that time, that and it’s basically one road all the way so you won’t get lost, I know you’re scared of the big smoke but it’s not that hard ha ha ha!
If i had my own vehcile here i would
Jesus H Christ, any other excuses you would like to put forward as a reason to put it in the THB? Busy braiding and cornrowing your pubic hair tonight so can’t come? Tore a heartlige so bit sore and can’t come? You don’t want to miss the latest episode of the Kardashians tonight cause one of the overbutted and undertitted daughters is about to break up with some twat and you can’t bear to miss the drama?
I took him out for dinner last night - clearly he can only stand one day in my company!
he smsed me and said even that was 2 much
Jesus H Christ, any other excuses you would like to put forward as a reason to put it in the THB? Busy braiding and cornrowing your pubic hair tonight so can’t come? Tore a heartlige so bit sore and can’t come? You don’t want to miss the latest episode of the Kardashians tonight cause one of the overbutted and undertitted daughters is about to break up with some twat and you can’t bear to miss the drama?
Kourtney’s gonna break up with Toby????? 