Dad Jokes
IRISHMAN IN THE ELEVATOR
A little Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him. He looks down and says:
“7 ft tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown”
The little Irishman faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him…...
The big guy says, “What’s wrong with you?”
In a weak voice the little guy says, “What EXACTLY did you just say to me?”
The big dude says, “Well, I saw your curious look and I figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me…............. I’m 7 ft tall,
I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each….
and my name is Turner Brown”
The Irishman says:
“Turner Brown?!....Sweet Jesus…......I thought you said,“Turn around!”
Pay that
even the Mrs laughed at that one
A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two tired.
Q: What do you call a chicken staring at a piece of lettuce?
A: A chicken sees a salad.
Hahahaha, ^^^^^ That is GOLD
A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender,“I’d like a gin. . . . . . .and tonic.”
Bartender says,“Sure. But why the big pause?”
The bear says,“Because I’m a big bear.”
Mizu & Mrs Mizu were having a party at their house. An hour before the party the Mrs Mizu found out that she still needed escargots. So she sent Mizu out to get it.
As Mizu was walking to the supermarket and he figured he had lots of time.
So he stopped at the bar on the way.
An hour and a half later Mizu looked at his watch and realized that the party had already started.
He quickly ran to the market, bought the snails and ran home.
Mizu tried to sneak into the kitchen without his wife seeing him. But at that moment Mrs Mizu came out.
He quickly threw the snails on the floor and said, “Come on guys, we’re almost there.”
How many Latinos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Juan.
Mizu & Mrs Mizu were having a party at their house. An hour before the party the Mrs Mizu found out that she still needed escargots. So she sent Mizu out to get it.
As Mizu was walking to the supermarket and he figured he had lots of time.
So he stopped at the bar on the way.
An hour and a half later Mizu looked at his watch and realized that the party had already started.
He quickly ran to the market, bought the snails and ran home.Mizu tried to sneak into the kitchen without his wife seeing him. But at that moment Mrs Mizu came out.
He quickly threw the snails on the floor and said, “Come on guys, we’re almost there.”
True story!!!!!
How many Latinos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Juan.
Bahahahaa!!!!!
Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you’ve heard Juan, you’ve heard Jamal.
Bahahhaaaa!!!!!