Dad Jokes
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese.
There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them.
It’s either my mum or my Dad, or my older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu?
But I think its Colin.
Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames Barrier in London .
Police think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam
sorry silent, not keen on the race-based jokes.
I hear ya cords.
But i don’t think it is racist.
Its just a silly joke about not understanding what ramadan is. Not actually insulting Muslims
Yeah, especially no jokes about a certain religious group. Have we forgotten what happened the other month already..
sorry silent, not keen on the race-based jokes.
Hmm… but that was a religious joke. It’s more racist to think that all muslims are of the same race… lol.
There was already a pakistani joke…just saying there are plenty of hilarious jokes out there that don’t involve race/religion.
Sorry… 
Back on topic:
I thought I saw Michael J Fox in a garden centre the other day!! I can’t be too sure though, he had his ‘back to the fuchsias’...
Guy goes into the doctor’s. “Doc, I’ve got a cricket ball stuck up my backside.”
“...How’s that?”
“Don’t you start.”
Police arrested two kids yesterday;
one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.
If it takes an IQ of 60 to tie a shoelace, why do so many Aussie’s wear thongs?????
A pirate walks into a bar with a wooden leg, a hook and an eye patch.
The Barman says ‘Sheesh - How’d you lose the leg’
The Pirate says ‘Arrrrr - A shark took it off at the knee’
The Barman says ‘Thats no good, what about the hand?’
The Piarate says ‘Arrrrg - Lost it in a bloody bar brawl’
The Barman says ‘Jeez - Well what about the eye then?’
The Pirate says ‘A seagul crapped in it’
The Barman says ‘What?!?!’
The Pirate says ‘Arrrrrrr…I’d only had the hook one day…’